Battles badguydanny vs Maverick
RULES
16 lines (i did 2 bars per line so 32 bars, but you can do whatever you want)
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Expected a challenge, but you're light work, a morning meal / If I was a baby I'd still eat you for breakfast like I was born to kill
- Then I'd take breath mints, and your mother, she'd be thrilled / Cuz the whole damn time she was takin morning pills
- But you were born still, instead of still born / I shoulda warned you this was gonna hurt before I dug in more
- I was only gonna do brain surgery, but it just occurred to me / I can take everything out, and get some foreign currency
- Gotta take your kidneys, can't let you leave earth yet / You can keep your brain though, that shit's fuckin worthless
- You can't write, this is easily some of your worst shit / We'd all be better off if you took your raps and burned it
- You mom didn't want a damn son / she hired kidnappers but wasn't going to pay the ransom
- So what you were abandoned? Don't get crazy now, relax kid / You already knew you were an accident
- You're so uptight, you ever had laxatives?/ Cuz you write like your ass has an axe in it
- It's pretty clear you can't rap for shit/ I'm not sure what you're doing on rappad, Maverick
- No point in trying, what are you after kid?/ It's kinda like I killed you already, I'm listening to a cadaver spit
- I'm done here, I'm gonna call it quits / Cuz I don't really wanna spend too much time on this, peace
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm the bad guy like Billie Eilish, sarcastic sometimes the mad guy if you feel I'm wylin'
- I'm the bad guy, that guy you fear might emphasize your wack lines, I'm the syllabus to your stylus,
- I flip waves and see your capsize, see the ink of a squid spill out my trident.
- Good God, I'll destroy you in a second this ain't no issue you lil slimeball I'm a mad ox, got no beef with a bullfrog
- Taste like chicken, an amphibian in an amphitheatre if I swing by,-you get ya legs pulled off
- Smash a glass, traces of shards in your face make a sharp twang I'll play it like a tambourine and sing a skull song.
- Fuck Kermit shout-out my homie Elmo, I'll wear you like wool socks, what's a hand-puppet to a slipper if I shoved my foot in his tailbone
- Kick his fanny show em the whole package, I'm Thanos when I cast stones and you can babble rhymes but there's a lot more that goes into these battles...
- Bad guy Danny, antihero Daniel, you're a faggot that's word to Al Jones
- No skin off my back, a total asshole bumping you off the traffic cones
- Think 1963 what the CIA tried on Castro, slip this tadpole capsules I got em to croak,
- I wanted the smoke now there's a frog in my throat it's not cuz he's dope I just swallowed em whole
- Y'all leapfroggin' low tiers talkin' jumpin' bones see a bitch and start hoppin' da hoe. "New lyrics droppin tomorrow!!" if I fell off still wouldn't ask you to prop me up bro.
- Kermit can sip tea any day, but let's get this straight, Pepe is meme of the decade... Nobody looks at a Kermit meme and thinks "that was funny as hell"
- I'll put you under a spell, I'm a-far-OG if you run up the hill
- This was just a warmup for me I'm already swamped with work I thought fuck it, what's a stupid little frog gonna do if its stuck in a well