CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You should ask Santa for talent for Christmas
• Put that on your Amazon 'in your prime' nah 'in your wish list'
• Your like a terrible Christmas Carol singing
• Number one? You?
• What kinda egg nog you drinking?
• Seeing reindeer you must be high to much mistletoe what's in ya corncob pipe?
• Suck my mic pricks, yal 'all' original lifetime movies all sound like cliche ass chicken flicks
• You need that 'cane' your addicted to candy, addict did more naughty than nice here Santy
• Could you spare them a vacant room at the inn of sanity, attitude clean up in up in room number three, Elf on a shelf needs to read a self help before I diss mantle he
• Acts like this takes some kinda talent, talk about the lettuce they get'n got I'm about to toss your salad
• Hang your lyrics out to dry after I ring you out, poor little red nose rappers minds clouded from the clout
• Big ass words for lil wrappings, stick that in your stockings, stuff you, sleigh ride hijack off ings
• Ain't no re-presents here ya re gifted ass Christmas Vader, your like getting coal or torn up used tissue paper
• Someone put this 'gift from God' return to sender, back into an urn so I can have a peace to my center, cuz gets my temp to rising I'll bring heat to this winter roast you marinate this pre-tender
• Climbed from the rubble ground zero
• Fight over tryna bea small town hero watch me fockers may just Rob your De Nero fuck around and burn your whole house of cards tarot
• Huff and puff and blow your house down, but I'll puff puff pass you by an see who's laughing now clown?
• I'm a terror like voodoo dolls, who knew how the Q'd clues fall
• If I had a dime for every 2cents 4 change wouldn't matter anyways cuz non sense never pays
• Got more problems than money 99% chance to die someday from something as they all smile so cunning must be a cunt thing I'll be Mrs. Clause cutting and gutting the nuts off the family trees
• I balance bi polar, like longitude and lattitude, I'm soul'er unlike yal whack ass dudes kick rocks all the way to timbuktu, fuck you and your retarded homies too
• Don't gotsta be gangster or even a thug, to word wrap you in a sheet like I don't even give a shucks
• I could tell you all the ways of their irritating quirks, how I hate making fake smiles work, like being nice to so many bitches that are jerks
• If I got nothing nice to say better shut my fucken trap, cuz better I to speak it here where it's safer in this rap, cuz most the time I'm wondering off so I don't fucken snap back to reality or whatever is this crap
• Hymen I meant hi men
• I'm high hymn
• Rye men your stale
• Hypen your hyphens cuz ur anus smells
• Guess yal really became desperate to make albums sale
• Just dropped my first set of balls on this track
• but I don't care I do what I want I'mma brat
• Hope you have a fucken happy holiday even though most deserve a crappy hollow day
• Merry x mass to all you suckers and all who hate on me fuck you busters