DEFENDER'S RAP

• your not well with the rhymes i couldh'v come up with five better, more
• clever ways you couldh'v dissed me
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• one im tripping literally i should be dish washing
• cause i got bo-legged knees and often baby crossing
• go head and ask my bosses they'll tell you that im clumsy
• i'll proudly fall into your fucking fist so u dont have to punch me
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• two im vegetarian so i dont want no beef
• you floss expencive jewerly i floss my crooked teeth
• i sing in church choir my daddy is a revernd
• i tryed to be a gangsta but my curfew was eleven
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• three i drive my vestfer through the streets and wear my helmet proud
• do my homework every night then come here to this roudy croud
• i signed up for the battle filled in all the basics but when they saw it was me
• the put me on the wait list
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• four i run from bullys in the streets i dont know how to fight
• i dont throw left or right i just left and sprinted right
• im skinny i scrawny arms and a tiny chest
• shoot i could hide behind that pole if i just hold my breath
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• five my apron looks like a dress i scroll around like a pretty princess
• im not a busboy im a waitress but cant get the drinks right
• taste test
• let me buy another round for yo guest my hands got sweaty and i lost my
• grip my shoes dont fit there hamie downs from the salvation army
• right down town when i walk into the room the lights go down
• im so ugly mom wont hug me and thats ten better this is the new
• i beat my self something you couldnt do