Battles 3lektro_Magnetik vs Jinglez
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No rules. Give meh what you got, Jinglez.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Dr. Fly: ''Mr. Pringles?''
- Jinglez: ''It's Mr. Jinglez."
- Dr. Fly: ''Oh sorry. This is my assistant Dr. An. You are here for?''
- Jinglez: "A check-up. Y'all mind I smoke?"
- Dr. An: "Sure Jinglez. So tell me about your great grandfather."
- Jinglez: " He's the best, Dr. An! He gave me a dildo for my birthday;
- which was the perfect size."
- Dr. Fly: ''Oh my."
- Jinglez: "Yeah. Y'all wanna know what we did?"
- Dr. Fly: "Umm.. who is 'we'?"
- Jinglez: "At a bar I was with a queer and he bought me a beer,
- got a little intimate with our tongues,
- then we videotaped a little porny at his home."
- Dr. An: "Okay next topic: tell us about your Dad."
- Jinglez: "He calls me a fag even though I'm bi. I'm tryin' to be a rapper, too.
- I made a song in my head, too, check this out:
- yah, my name's Jinglez, I shoot water guns,
- my homies call me Sprinklez."
- Dr. Fly: "Pringles?''
- Jinglez: "Sprinklez, with da z. What you think?"
- Dr. Fly: "You're horrible. To be a good rapper, you have to listen to your heart and soul
- Jinglez: "My heart and soul...I guess you're right, Doc.
- Say, can you teach me how to spell 'preschool.'?"
- Dr. Fly: "Huh?"
- Dr. An: "You don't know how to spell? Yet you wanna be a rapper?"
- Dr. Fly: "Yet you're 10-3
- Dr. An: "Yet you live in your Aunt Tia's basement?"
- Jinglez: "You guys are crap-----"
- Dr. Fly: "Yet you never play ya cards right."
- Dr. An: "Yet you used an 80 year old man's semen as ointment?"
- Dr. Fly: "Yet you fucked him at your Aunt Tia's Christmas dinner...
- smiling and cheesing at the camera, behind the tree??"
- Dr. An: "See here, Jinglez, you're like that Simpson boy, what's his name
- Dr. Fly?"
- Dr. Fly: "Bart."
- Dr. An: "Yeah, Jinglez is not the sharpest knife in the drawer,
- but he quick to pull his pants down and get screwed in the-----'' TO BE CONTINUED...
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Alright...
- Honestly, When i saw this, I almost cried
- Cuz now i get to beat the shit outa some kid who (probably) committed homicide
- Get in the car bitch were goin to the zoo, Ill be your guide
- Ok, now listen, Once im done with you, you're gonna be petrified
- Oh look, heres some rules about the zoo
- 1. Always stab annoying little kids with screws, Look fly, thats you!
- 2. Dont make fun of your guide for his Alternate Side, (jekyll and hyde)
- 3.Anything in your bag cannot be liquefied
- Look, since i know you cant read, This sign says you have to swallow this little pill; its called cyanide
- Is it in? (thats what she said) Shut the fuck up, now were goin to the east side,
- Thats the one with those scary bears that are unoccupied
- If were lucky one might escape, and squash you, like that birdie that was on the roadside
- Alright, while were on our way to eastside,
- I have to confess the fact that i lied
- Im sorry but, Your uncle monroe died
- Enough of that, bitch, this is tradelands, im on my broadside
- All these fucking whores tryna get in my bedside, (what?)
- Ok fly, its time for a little lesson, You see, when a girl lays on the bed, with her legs spread wide,
- Theres a little thing, in between the legs, that you can put your dick in, but if youre not careful, itll feel good, and then this stuff comes out that looks like floride
- dis is freestly and it trash so pls kill me.
- honestly im not that hungry