CHALLENGER'S RAP

• God Dammit Kids!
• I only got one night to finish this shit...So take your hyper ass's to bed so I can get this over with!
• Before Santas sack of snow melts in his noise of and I start to nod out
• I been drinking all day an when Im drunk its hard for Santa to sneak in your house
• Stumple out your chimminy covered in ash, Boots smash ortiments in my path..grapping on a tree branch so I dont fall on my ass
• Trying not to pass out, passing out this bag full of bullshit so you little ass holes dont go ape shit in the morning
• Tell your parents to stop pouring the same boring hot milk, And make clear
• Cause when Santa has cotton mouth I prefer cold beer ...No Beer this year is a deal breaker!
• Dont make me snatch up your shit and give it to your neighbors
• Brown liquers ok if u have to substitute..just leave the bottle cause Santa shoots doubles on the roof
• Remember this year nothing fruity or clear... That shit got Santa sick last year had me puking in my slay and lme lose 2 raindeer
• Another thing I want to inorate if you gotta leave cookies instead of Steak your medications make great decarations
• So act like u take them and save them or better yet just find the perscription bottle that they came in
• If I fuck up your gifts dont blame me blame your mailman...Your demand letter never came in..
• .Its not me not giving a fuck and not opening it up
• Santa Loves bad grahmer and stick figure drawlings of your family
• And for the last fucking time, I dont know the Elf on your shelf what ever u named him works for him self
• Sub contracted by your parents to paronya everyday of Decembar
• do what your told or Little Billy will disapear as a family member
• Mommy makes him move its not magic and after the first week she cant fucking stand it
• And Billy gets alot less elaborate and his mischevious skits turns to a elf that sits on a table on top of the cable box
• Take from Santa kids its bullshit!! Santa fired all his elfs years ago and Im glad the little fuckers are gone who needs them when
• I got Amazon prime and out sourced Indians getting the orders in on time
• Santa fucking hates Christmas time am Im in for the dollars not you fucking kids
• This Saint Nick shit is a big bizz and made me rich think about that when you unwrap your fucking packages like savagrs
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• If you gotta leave cookies instead of steak remember your medications make great decarations
• So fake like u take um and save um...
• Or try and find the contanier they came in....