Battles Jinglez vs AricAttack
RULES
Create a letter to santa.
Max of 18 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Dear, Santa,
- When i was a kid you'd give me a gift, that id rip open like a fanta,
- I remember, instead of cookies, we baked you up a whole lasagna
- Then that same day, my ma won a free honda
- That night my dad threatened to put his anaconda inside mama
- I ran out of my room, and grabbed a knife,
- Stabbed my dad once or twice
- Ive gotten coal every year after that slice
- Im writtin this letter, to apologize,
- Im goin through a rough time, and i need to stabilize
- If i dont get somethin besides coal, Ill shoot that kid right between the eyes
- Or maybe you could get me in between some thighs?
- How about getting rid of my lice?
- Remember, if you dont do this, it'll be little Henry's demise
- Your friend, Billy rice.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- hello Santa
- want some mellow Fanta?
- for this Christmas I would like
- to discuss business for a good trike
- I also reguest the best four inch door hinge
- to keep my orange porridge safe from fafe
- I’m paranoid thinking of this lis
- t, like pulling my hair annoyed,
- don’t look I need a steroid,
- I was told to write this list,
- to fight this witch
- and in times like this,
- I’m just the best rapper
- cause I’m dressed dapper
- and he best scamper
- thanks Santa, I’m gonna make Fanta, merry Christmas
- and I hope it’s very precious.