Battles IceyMenace vs 12e11kk1v1d
RULES
No rules. All out rap battle for fun! :)
Max of 35 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
IceyMenace won this battle!
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Battle on January 18 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //intro
- Ayo, it's midnight here, i'm fucked up, yea, yea
- //Verse
- I'm lit, on fire like a lighter
- You're a halfwit, you'll get your ass kicked so dire
- Push you into oncoming traffic just to cause havoc!
- What the hell you want from me man? I ain't do no magic
- Ask me again, i'll drug you and have you trafficked to my attic
- And slowly, you run out of air like you're asthmatic
- If that doesn't kill you, guess what will? an automatic
- Like gymnastics, my flow here is acrobatic
- I'll be everlasting like plastic
- When I rap like this, man it's just to belittle
- Send me a signal i'll swivel and hit you with a pistol
- i'm simple, see another rapper, i'mma have 'em crippled, and giggle
- Under an umbrella eating mozzarella developed skills of
- Chopping bodies up, with a helicopter propeller, and a spatula (why?)
- And cutting the nuts, of morbidly obese people, bigger than Jabba The Hut ('cause i'm nuts)
- I'm hella messed up inside, too intoxicated to drive it would be a wild ride
- This rap game has a shit ton of rules, but i'm too stupid to comply
- Man, i'm here to just crash and burn, not go to school and learn
- So I would shoot it up, but
- That's a colossal waste of bullets dude, and that would be very cruel
- Even for the devil
- I got several reasons why I don't go out
- But one is cause i'm on an exponential level of demented and mental
- That's why i'm such a rebel on the instrumental
- It's like my temple has been injected with the led of a pencil
- So venomous, like your girl she's a monster when she sucks on,
- Me deviously, so she lead you on so she could visit tediously
- Tried kicking her out of the house, she wouldn't stop sucking me like a straw
- Her mass was bigger than a warehouse, had to scare her out with a chainsaw
- Kicked her out the balcony, now my hands look like I went on a spree of insanity (yeah)
- Had to wash up, get out, had nothing to do so I headed straight for a club
- That's when I get very drunk, and treacherous
- I'm not the same, now i'm a different breed
- This is very stressful, i'm in a room with several people I can't kill right now,
- But I got myself a couple pencils (haha)
- Call me John, cause i'm wicked and sometimes i'm twisted enough to meddle
- With other people's lives, just like Rowdy Rebel
- Who you trying to heckle?
- Homie let's wrestle, no homo, but i'll blow up the whole dojo though,
- You know that this is a no-go
- So far you've shown no dominance, you ain't got no prominence,
- You know there ain't no stopping this monster, we're in an apocalypse (toxic waste)
- Yeah, some people call me ice (reaper) 'cause i'm so cold,
- I strike fear into bitches hearts, hard
- And no I don't give a F 'bout hoes!
- //Chorus
- Baby, i'm crazy, i'm shady, come to me
- yeah, I might be on a killing spree, but, trust me! (x2)
- //Outro
- haha, just jokes, just jokes. I'm just kidding y'all. You know I love you.
- I'm not that crazy, or am I?
- Also i'm too young to visit clubs
- That's why I sneak in... (what?)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Thats cool, you just copied from this site.
- https://www.reddit.com/r/raplyrics/comments/db2l2f/back_with_more_original_lyrics/
- ok heres my leftover lyrics from months ago
- Im the fucking stables wit' you in a hearse, cuss' til I slur up spit on ya cuz you a bunch of nothin' worth
- so here's a factoid that you like crackin' jokes, with some altoid ya smash it up into finer coke
- if you been blowin' the wrong block, bring a body bag so i'll bring you to stand-up cuz we already Sinbad
- You already sent back like a morgue, racks-and-racks packin' bags back and forth with fifths of Armagnac
- I come in like a suit-cased armor with an iron-clad, swung back with the Excalibur, the only thing fuckin' up ya whole clan is my entire gland
- Held the shaft with my right cuz this cat's an Ex-caliber, dis pussy's screwed on tight so you better not get halved
- I knew this was 1-0 before this battle, huddle up all the cattle and i'll bet you higher than last