Battles  IceyMenace vs 12e11kk1v1d

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Battle on January 18 2020

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • //intro
  • Ayo, it's midnight here, i'm fucked up, yea, yea
  • //Verse
  • I'm lit, on fire like a lighter
  • You're a halfwit, you'll get your ass kicked so dire
  • Push you into oncoming traffic just to cause havoc!
  • What the hell you want from me man? I ain't do no magic
  • Ask me again, i'll drug you and have you trafficked to my attic
  • And slowly, you run out of air like you're asthmatic
  • If that doesn't kill you, guess what will? an automatic
  • Like gymnastics, my flow here is acrobatic
  • I'll be everlasting like plastic
  • When I rap like this, man it's just to belittle
  • Send me a signal i'll swivel and hit you with a pistol
  • i'm simple, see another rapper, i'mma have 'em crippled, and giggle
  • Under an umbrella eating mozzarella developed skills of
  • Chopping bodies up, with a helicopter propeller, and a spatula (why?)
  • And cutting the nuts, of morbidly obese people, bigger than Jabba The Hut ('cause i'm nuts)
  • I'm hella messed up inside, too intoxicated to drive it would be a wild ride
  • This rap game has a shit ton of rules, but i'm too stupid to comply
  • Man, i'm here to just crash and burn, not go to school and learn
  • So I would shoot it up, but
  • That's a colossal waste of bullets dude, and that would be very cruel
  • Even for the devil
  • I got several reasons why I don't go out
  • But one is cause i'm on an exponential level of demented and mental
  • That's why i'm such a rebel on the instrumental
  • It's like my temple has been injected with the led of a pencil
  • So venomous, like your girl she's a monster when she sucks on,
  • Me deviously, so she lead you on so she could visit tediously
  • Tried kicking her out of the house, she wouldn't stop sucking me like a straw
  • Her mass was bigger than a warehouse, had to scare her out with a chainsaw
  • Kicked her out the balcony, now my hands look like I went on a spree of insanity (yeah)
  • Had to wash up, get out, had nothing to do so I headed straight for a club
  • That's when I get very drunk, and treacherous
  • I'm not the same, now i'm a different breed
  • This is very stressful, i'm in a room with several people I can't kill right now,
  • But I got myself a couple pencils (haha)
  • Call me John, cause i'm wicked and sometimes i'm twisted enough to meddle
  • With other people's lives, just like Rowdy Rebel
  • Who you trying to heckle?
  • Homie let's wrestle, no homo, but i'll blow up the whole dojo though,
  • You know that this is a no-go
  • So far you've shown no dominance, you ain't got no prominence,
  • You know there ain't no stopping this monster, we're in an apocalypse (toxic waste)
  • Yeah, some people call me ice (reaper) 'cause i'm so cold,
  • I strike fear into bitches hearts, hard
  • And no I don't give a F 'bout hoes!
  • //Chorus
  • Baby, i'm crazy, i'm shady, come to me
  • yeah, I might be on a killing spree, but, trust me! (x2)
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  • //Outro
  • haha, just jokes, just jokes. I'm just kidding y'all. You know I love you.
  • I'm not that crazy, or am I?
  • Also i'm too young to visit clubs
  • That's why I sneak in... (what?)

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Thats cool, you just copied from this site.
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/raplyrics/comments/db2l2f/back_with_more_original_lyrics/
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  • ok heres my leftover lyrics from months ago
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  • Im the fucking stables wit' you in a hearse, cuss' til I slur up spit on ya cuz you a bunch of nothin' worth
  • so here's a factoid that you like crackin' jokes, with some altoid ya smash it up into finer coke
  • if you been blowin' the wrong block, bring a body bag so i'll bring you to stand-up cuz we already Sinbad
  • You already sent back like a morgue, racks-and-racks packin' bags back and forth with fifths of Armagnac
  • I come in like a suit-cased armor with an iron-clad, swung back with the Excalibur, the only thing fuckin' up ya whole clan is my entire gland
  • Held the shaft with my right cuz this cat's an Ex-caliber, dis pussy's screwed on tight so you better not get halved
  • I knew this was 1-0 before this battle, huddle up all the cattle and i'll bet you higher than last

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