Battles vs 3lektro_Magnetik
RULES
No rules I remember you challenged me a while back, you still down for this battle?
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on January 13 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You begged me to vote for you against Poet and I ain’t the only one you begged so I’m bout to mean mug em
- You call ya self Fly...oooh how threatenin! Think that will generate a buzz? You would have to be buggin
- Typin the titles of ya raps in all caps cause the shit you write bout is all cap and not facts
- I hate when people say “cap” but it evens out cause I also hate when users like you bring alts back
- Ya standout bar is “now you’re missing my point like a circumcised penis” bitch please that shit’s weak
- You more like a penis that ain’t circumcised this dickhead sucks and what you write is only skin deep
- You less charged up than low battery bon appetit I eat MCs for breakfast then eat ya mom’s pussy for my dinner
- This “rapper” ain’t even recordin on wax cause ya flow is so whack while I’m cold on the track like cross country in the winter
- Now back to how the bar of ya “career” is bout a circumcised penis...I mean that’s a little sus
- You swing that way? I oughta swing on you get the bodybag cause soon as fly’s down they gonna have to zip em up
- Y’all wanna know why he challenged me? Cause he saw me on some leaderboard...boy is he somethin!
- Is everything alright at home? Why you care so much bout imaginary points that mean nothin?
- I just rhymed nothin with somethin and still when it comes to this battle you losin it you’d fuck a man for some soup and chips
- I foiled ya little plan it’s a wrap like aluminum you use lipstick and semen as a natural lubricant
- I’m seasoned with this shit known to cook for actin salty I’m rubbin salt in the wound ya neck gettin cut and opened
- Cook em up quicker than lunch on a hot plate rub me the wrong way and I bring the heat I’m sun tan lotion
- Spit fire and scorch my lungs I’m too sick with it gotta get my throat some chloraseptic
- Ya mother looks like a cross between Hulk Hogan, Jordan Jenkins and Joseph Gordon Levitt
- You beat a couple opponents but now the king’s on the table play ya cards right cause I got an ace up my sleeve
- Pull ya card and deck ya face when I’m movin hands so drop the poker face you shook watch what you sayin to me
- My bars sicker than the fever I’m cold hearted for actin hot-headed anybody can get it leave em hospitalized
- You play the tough guy role but I’m pullin strings to make you drop the act you in the stage of fright cause it was all a disguise
- I got the drive to shine on ya like I turned on the blinkers push ya brains through ya skull now you a forward thinker
- I’m dead nice while ya demeanor only dug ya own grave the plot thickens as ya graveyard plot gets deeper
- I’m raw with it but I’m cookin ya right now I’m takin this light but still puttin ya lights out think you can win? Of course not
- Got sonny and trill next in line for the kill and when motto stop duckin he can be a man and take this fourth loss
- I saw that clip of you rappin...DAMN SHUN I’m sure the kids at school found that really cool you rocked the crowd with that acapella BANGER
- Better turn a new leaf you ain’t makin it in the industry me givin y’all that smoke you don’t want is second nature
- If you think you got the drive well you just collided with a gridlock in hell
- Why would you steal a verse then recycle that shit? You pretty must just snitched on ya self
- Every single bar was stolen from Carter Deems vs Chedda Cheese little did you know that I would notice
- But go ahead and keep sayin that ya rhymes are so sick you mad that I exposed you? Then write ya own shit!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Been waiting for this battle for eternity:
- Puppet versus God.
- Joker versus Batman?
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld versus James Bond.
- Evidently I'm your villain, your motherfucking worst nightmare,
- here to bring destruction and psychological warfare,
- here to tie you up to an electrical chair, beat the shit out of you like a CIA agent,
- force feed you cow dung front of your kids like a shitbag,
- slash your guts like a beanbag, extract the intestines like a surgeon.
- Come fight me. You’ll get your teeth broken,
- get knocked to and fro like a hypnosis,
- when it comes to battling, I'll knock you down like a shelf;
- commit suicide or I’ll do the job; you decide.
- Kill yourself.
- Get smoked on the scene,
- in the ring, I'm angry Hogan; leave this nigga broken.