CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Verse 1
• I was in my house and / I was tryna get some rest I was drowsy
• Out of nowhere, Gabriel came in / Cut my chest open and pulled my heart
• out, It Wasn't painful, he had my heart
• Washed and cleaned rinsed so now I am faithful
• I went outside, saw a steed there / Wasn't a donkey nor a horse neither
• Then I noticed, she has a female's Face but I tried to figure out her motives
• Then she told me
• "Hop on my back Gonna take you where the other world is"
• So I did as she asked me / Then with a fast speed, we went to the sky
• Is it just another bad dream? On a flying donkey
• heading toward the mosque in Jerusalem, If I tell 'em they're gon' mock me
• Then she said you're gonna have to pass a test
• Which one would you drink? He wants you to manifest
• Your true desires, honey, milk or wine?
• Then I said, isn't God supposed to be Omniscient?
• I mean he already knows what I'm gonna choose? Just do what he wants
• I'm on a mission, she said And I chose milk, then we flew
• to the heavens when her task was fulfilled
• Verse 2
• I was on the first level when I saw Adam / He was doing something
• prolly God had him Doing it, and I just could not fathom
• Why he was doing it, then I thought Madam Eve where is she?
• He said it's we the only thing That matters, God would rather
• Suck a dick than to have women here when we're working
• Cuz they're good for nothing and I ain't joking
• That's why we don't have any female prophets Cuz God hates all the
• women nothing Can change this, they are made to suffer
• You better submit his rage's the roughest / Alright, Adam, I gotta go the other
• Levels and meet God so farewell 'till our next meeting
• And I better call Eve he said to squeeze them tities
• On the second floor, I met Jesus He was with John, John was trying to
• please him / Then I met Joseph, Idris, Aaron / Then I got a chance to
• hang out with Moses / On the seven-floor, I met Abraham
• Then Gabriel told me we're getting closer
• To Allah's throne, and this crossroad's right path / Is the way that we must go
• Then I saw God over there / He had nothing on but an underpants
• He saw me and said start to dance / I said "What?" and He said
• "Just shut your mouth" / Just do what I said 'fore I crush your scalp
• Then I did what he said and he started to wank Then he came so fast
• and he said you have / To praise me fifty times every day
• After bargaining a lot with God / I changed the mind of almighty, five
• Was the last number that he gave me / And I was ashamed to ask for less
• so I just said please / Do me a favor and give me a miracle
• Cuz it doesn't matter how much of a lyrical poet I am People would never
• believe this / Then he gave me his fuckin underpants
• Verse 3
• Yo I got the power to kill you all If you do not, believe me, I would begin
• a war / Burn every single heretic all the infidels
• Submit to Allah or I'm gonna slit your throats / Kill every female cuz
• women ain't shit / All these bitches I wanna subjugate 'em in this ancient
• Desert, I want every motherfuckin fag ass gay dead
• All these pagans, the fuckin jews worship satan / Man I fuckin hate dogs
• Imma kill every dog that I see / Imma kill you girl even if you're Khaleesi
• I just wanna kill kill kill kill kill / My name is Muhammed, I'm here to fulfill, feel
• My task as the prophet to spread Islam / Submit or die bitches or Ima
• take your moms / And your little girls and all the shit that you have
• Imma do this any way heathen even if you bow