Battles  Atreus vs Content

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Atreus won this battle!

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Battle on May 6 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • In this battle I'll cut this bitches leash short Like a landlord when he cons his tenant
  • Contents Clement Its Apparent to his name Way too calm In bars now thats decrement
  • My Reign brings Acidity fo you the weathers too incliment You gon need a new hobby stead of rap n poetry
  • You gon need study Podiatry to figure why im trippin ya up still Bag ya ass like the boy workin groceries
  • Show No worries I'll leave ya shots cheap Like Co uponed vodka
  • Wait pause break ya sentences like a comma bars set the rules its dogma
  • I aint here fo drama After this i'll see ya drop outta this BYOB like a miscarriage
  • Push this baby off shittin his pants in his carriage Im the sniper in the trees i got the advantage
  • The only way you "Pop" is if ya down a pepsi beverage
  • I gotta heart colder than an Antartica fridge crush this willy coyote on his ridge
  • I gotta good bridge Contents bars are downy soft whilst mine are harder than tombstone erotica
  • Shit thats controversial like Bill Clinton an Monica Bye Flat Stanley air ya away like notes on a harmonica
  • Im not talkin Conical but imma cap em like Yo dunce
  • Contents under my influence take ya wisdom pullin teeth now thats imprudence
  • Call me a Nuisiance but from the first bar Ive had ya hangin off that noose since
  • Throw his content a discus distance my fruits of labor leave this villager wit no resistance

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Lil para here trying to do a come back like Celine Dion, that's a joke, you wack,
  • a funny boy thinking he's a teen titan, hoping you can be a beast boy,
  • All that changing to fit an image just to like look Cicely Tyson, man you aren't
  • A hero you're just the help, literally an aging weirdo doing the same content, that
  • Made you known, all you really can do is keep reading book from mummies,
  • my theories slam grown men to their knees, to reveal they got a script from monkeys,
  • whipped some of these trustees of yours a new one, I'm Nas when it comes to patience with dummies,
  • but when these words hit you you'll look worse than Emmett Till, fuck red and blue in the face,
  • using a mace, I'll crush your mug on the wall so the crowd can say they saw the mug shot,
  • it'll leave you stomach in knots, the early bird gets the worm, and you late on the rise,
  • I do the dirty work, upon arrival, done boxed you out and made you lose
  • your purpose like a Parrot with no voice, looking like Julie Andrews, make you lose
  • your verses when I made it known you failed to prove you had the juice, squeezed
  • the life out of you, now skill is so out of view, four nurses can't save your rap chills
  • when I drain the ice right out of you, you can't hurt this fiend with a pair of rocks,
  • this a new year so tell me now, boy what are you popping? just a pair of faux
  • They called me in just to fill in, but I'm dropping this man now ain't that a Paradox,
  • You toot your own horn so much I'll outta call you master bates

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