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BYOB round 1! Dissing round with 16-18 bars

Max of 18 lines

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I've been practicing hard to write these bars and understand my flows
  • You've been matched up against an opponent whose throwing out the kindness inside of him, for a devil has just arose
  • That dude Kurt Skrt battled you once and took an unfortunate fall
  • But friends won't be a deciding factor here today, face it, without that one vote you surely would have been blackballed
  • I'm wearing a full suit of armor, harmful words are unable to pierce through me due to my impenetrable breastplate
  • War was called upon and the cavalry is on its way, the last thing you wanna do is open the floodgate
  • The opposing army are now subjects that I can use at my discretion as new land is re-established and predicated
  • Shocks are sent down the townspeople's spines cause they don't know what hit em, they raised an empire so perfectly only in return to again be mandated
  • You want all the love on the site to yourself but greed is contagious, those plans to be swimming in "dough" will leave you "rapped" up like a French baguette
  • Shivering under the covers like a five year old girl whenever you see any type of shadow or silhouette
  • My ambition to put forth the topics that I wanna talk about is perceived by many as bland and corny
  • Let's be honest though, if you strive and dedicate to improve yourself despite those haters, then that's anything but being a normie
  • The flows are plain jane and out of date, enough so to where I mistook them for preschooler scribbles
  • Sure it's good to have depth, but I don't want every line of mine to sound like I'm reading riddles!
  • I'm telling you now that there's a lot of surprises in this world, luckily no matter the situation my reflexes are always on point like the telekinesis I've got
  • So when your conscience intercedes and it feels like somebody's watching, there probably IS something amiss in that deep dark abyss, or at least you thought
  • Before I dismiss, at the end of the journey I reminisce the decisions you made along the way, I'm no voice to judge fully though cause in the end it's Jesus who sits above at the golden gate
  • Kingdom's fall so true leaders can step in, what else is there to say expect you shoulda pulled your own weight?

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • oh lord i have been trying, my goals i been pushing toward
  • but you been taking battles you cant afford, shouldnt have come on the motherboard
  • im the dart your the dartboard, get out the game im your landlord
  • im the fucking lion your lunchtime, call me bane im snapping your spine
  • im the fucking shit you cant define, now your suffocating like ammonia
  • call me fire im spitting super nova, your songs are in a drought like arizona
  • kill the motherfucker like cain and abel, im a nuclear plant thats unstable
  • blowing up to you its fatal, wear your face like leatherface call that a facial
  • think of me as the floods in ohio, 470 yeah im a psycho
  • crazy in the studio, spinning you in a vortex like a tornado
  • well josh you sound like you are a wannabe daniel tosh
  • the difference between you and him is tosh is the one with the talent
  • there is no attachment, like a tic i just gotta burn you for the detachment
  • im chernobyl your the people that died in total
  • putting your body in the disposal, you have problems like antisocial
  • leave this man bleeding in the hospital he needs a tampon, peace out im like argon im noble

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