CHALLENGER'S RAP

• (NOTE: If y’all wonderin why all the “Hal” or “Hallow” name flips, his name was Hallowistics when I wrote this but he has since changed it to vandalistics.)
• Ya recordings are the worst to ever come outta rappad it’s that bad
• Breathin heavily but whisperin like you tryin not to wake up granny and grandad
• For those who left me hangin I tied a noose and left em hangin in public
• Let’s just say I ain’t the most mentally stable of puppets
• Turn hallow to halloween light em up and carve a blade through ya pumpkin
• I got wins over half the people you lost to so past this round you ain’t qualifyin
• Since what you write is shallow, Hal, you ain’t never seen a body like this
• I’m known to bring home the bacon if it’s beef I go ham while dancin with ya mother to slow jams
• And if stics rub me the wrong way I bring that fire to ya whole camp
• Ya mother’s a hooker for charity I gave her gas money now she’s lookin to marry me
• “Tell my son to stop recordin, it’s a bad look for the family, just so embarassin!”
• I’m so gangsta I color ya eyes out with a sharpie
• Burn ya house down and celebrate that’s a housewarmin party
• They say “he who is without sin cast the first stone” but since I’m bolder you gettin rocked for dealin with the devil
• I’m ya lord praise the savior think space invaders took my shot outta this world and reached another level
• Ya latest rap is called “Murderous Compounds” oooh I’m bout to get lyrically murked
• All hallow’s bars are just him hidin behind a mask clutchin a keyboard and a purse
• Don’t push it or I just might crack this pussy open that’s the miracle of birth