Battles Slipp vs candypansy
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MUST BE RECORDED! Round two candy, gl.
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
candypansy won this battle!
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Battle on September 24 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- He thinks i can't Calculate This? In that case i'm Calculus,
- That last L, he din't know how to take it, Removed early like Caducous,
- Asked him this, wanna battle? He showed Adamance,
- When i Rap in this, i smack this kid, he relies on Bars, Guess he's not in abstinence,
- from a malice thence, he gets the slapping sense, when i rap intense,
- blowing Hot air like it's Flatulence? think you're hungry? Bitch i'm ravenous,
- lil birdie sat you down, he's here to tell you why you're passionless, i am back in this,
- Like a Spinal Cord, Rip this kid like Dinosaurs, Then i find some more,
- slice them all apart with my final swords, you nervous in this science course?
- on the trial board, no need to vote you off like Michael Ford
- Your chest won't Rise and Fall, when i'm done with you, you'd cry and bawl,
- redundant little bitch, can't be healed by Tylenol.
- Colder than a blizzard? you can see i'm absolute zero,
- Hey, Kelvin? between, 1-10 today? oh, 0? but you're the avenue hero!
- taught us something interesting, i give this guy a half-salute!
- Never full because i'm the hero in rappin, dude.
- guess i am going ballistic, you can say i'm smoldering,
- he's leaving bars, he is sobering, spent so much he bought his girl a GOLDEN ring?
- maybe if you were a sober ring, fibers could stay for bolstering
- Guess i am Out of this world, Bitch call me the solar king,
- also more important, guess i am a Soler King
- Ima say that, then he'll say, ''Haha, Stupid Shoe!
- Well at least i got some support other than myself just to be shouldering
- Rhymes in Rhythm, Resembling your Tempo?
- bitch please i'd have you locked in this temple,
- afterwards, i'd punch your temple,
- Think you killed him? Trust me, i'd hull more than Tim Pulled.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'll leave you more scarred than Joker,
- its the last surprise while you "scrutinize"
- Three sided charred like a smoker,
- you never saw it coming with your simple despise
- throw in the towel, since nobody will side with three side
- like im cutting up colored owl hide for free pride.
- I wont turn-a-mint since you cant convince a person to be a fan of altoids
- your put behind like a bad plan from weird Al or a British toid.
- I'm an open book your just Harry Potter and the dead to me Hallow
- your giving payback like a minimum wage cook, your life needs a laugh tack, that shit is shallow
- i'm just trying to silence your violence so your not a washed Sigmund Freud
- playing this win like a bass but this case is still null and void.
- Killing this swine, like a strangling vine its a Cagney carnation
- a floral fury but no need to hurry, just access your situation.
- if this battle is suicide then you can just consider me hung
- I control you my pipers pied, like vipers venom this verse stung.
- I'll catch your cowering fear call me an umpire
- I'll build a towering tower of your pauses straighter than a spear, its an um-spire
- but no need, your uninspired like an empty guild un-hired.
- like the D100 this battle has infinite possibilities but its still three sided
- pickin on your indefinite innocence giving a chill but this win is binded.
- My words are more complex than digits, the numericals leave ya hysterical
- combinations like codes in binary, explodes as if I used chemicals.
- You slave away at your keyboard for hours we need an obsolete obsession clear session
- slicin like drawn swords in brave ways to cut down on your aggression.