Battles  Web_Alternate vs GKTRILL

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • A yo I'm fresher than a can of air freshener
  • My fresh smell is attracting chicks like this thick leg sister
  • She want my webs inside the depths of her
  • I said nah I'll wear protection to protect for sure
  • Your high as fuck so how could you look up to me?
  • When you fall back hard gravity breaks your upper teeth
  • In new dimensions is why I'm called Web Alternate
  • All these different changes in place can alter Nate
  • Make him a derange to sane man to misanthrope
  • To slitting throats with blades cuz he's missing hope
  • Cuz he's getting woke from the Matrix or nightmare
  • The night scared but the night bears you in a night glare
  • And tonight's there but I feel pretty shady tonight
  • Probably because my shadow hasn't sleept in 2 nights
  • He's been following my other shadow in battles
  • Wow that's interesting even shadows have shadows
  • I remember the times when I used to be average
  • But this venomous bite turned me into a Savage
  • I'm not afraid to damage or wreck havoc on maggots
  • I'm no creature of habit always adapted to manage
  • I come packing with webs did I say come packing?
  • Or cum packing when I shoot Web when I get some action
  • Why dudes always exaggerating they package?
  • Like I care dude I'm straight, but your a straight faggot
  • And no I'm no homophob I know homos though
  • So when they say something gay please say no homo bro
  • Because it confirms your not do not cock spot
  • You stop but please when I spot a chick do not cock block
  • I'm finishing when I'm through in this diminishing
  • I'm cancer I spread disease that's indeed sickening
  • An active arachniphobia activated
  • Emasculated the boldness is deactivated

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Hoe, I'ma bout to explode like cans of Air Fresheners with poked holes
  • I'll rip your face off and stuff your mom's asshole with your nose
  • I'm connecting Mass Destruction weapons by telepathically crossing Nodes
  • It's like Your Bombs don't explode you must have loss the codes
  • Im Mack Truck Driving while he's playing Crossy Road
  • Come get exposed, I gift y'all in battles with Fodder
  • And his Flips still more worthless than a Ripped Dollar in Nicaragua
  • Someone give this bitch an Oscar my written is like a script from a Doctor
  • My pen tip is hotter than the boiling Red skin of a Lobster
  • I'm the Type to break the shin of a Mobster, Committing the sins of a monster
  • They got me in a hatchback and promised a coupe
  • I'm eating vomit soup shooting at troops wearing a Hazmat Suite
  • His asthma attack had me spooked like Halloween so I started unloading Hollows In a Teen
  • Getting Haunted good nightmares follow my bad dreams, stop trying to swallow my cream
  • Call Amir at Frat to call the ambulance on scene
  • If I called this bitch he will be scared on the phone like Scream
  • Better call that number Logic Suggested I'm to Brolic and Untested
  • I wanted beef and got Broccoli Onions and Lettuce
  • He only come(cum) to the hood Because of a weirdo Car Porn fetish
  • I'll make you eat your own brain for breakfast and wait to get arrested
  • Speaking of arrested what's your development? When you still remain irrelevant
  • I'm building skyscrapers your still using Caves for a primary residence
  • It's evident I didn't say your name, your getting bodied off my filler this is the evidence
  • Trilluminatii the spider on dead presidents ripped webs with spiked threads
  • You can take a hike I'll take a life instead

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