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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Criminal, killing you with syllables; killables, the crowd isn't feeling you,
- You're typical, the pinnacle of ridicule, you're tiny, nah, more like minuscule
- You being lyrical would be a miracle, like rap god writ it and you didn't
- All you did was spit it, you're shit just admit it, you wont win this, i forbid it
- Battling me? You're tripping on both your shoelace and LSD,
- And Fuck it, PsychoPuppet he, is Pinocchio, he wants to be, a real boy, but Gee,
- A bitch can't be a boy, see, He is a psycho for battling me
- I could beat you with filler lines, im being charged will killer crimes, and big surprise you can't even steal a dime
- And its now time for me to rise and take whats mine
- The crown of battle rap, but thats something that psycho never had
- Yea you are a puppet, easily controlled, you'll get rolled, you're supposed
- To be dope, but it'd be better if you chocked, you're about to get smoked case closed
- Your whole life is "some dad joke shit" you got the pen and pad, saw my rap, got mad and broke it
- Magic, make you disappear like hocus pocus, I won't lose focus
- On the main goal of this, to put psychopuppet on show and shit
- Put you on display like show and tell day, im the predator, you're the prey
- Go away, I spit like pac you spit like lil tay, my rap is like a razor blade or a lazer ray
- I spit real fast, achieve my task, you're a car crash, i murder in mass
- You remind me of a puppet...
- You got a hand up your ass
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Since you only spittin fiction tell Burial rest in peace
- Ain’t nothin real comin out this bitch that’s a hysterical pregnancy
- You lost to 42DEMON then started dickridin you probably think that he’s an actual crip
- Send ya ass to the crypt get barbecued I got the sauce when I get in ya grill and start crackin ya ribs
- And now you gettin a damn beatin you pay for VIP tickets to klan meetings now you bout to be defeated
- Ya mother looks like Liam Neeson I read ya bars when it comes to actual English you can’t even speak it
- This might very well be the least effort I ever put in writin for a battle
- If you lose this you should straight up stop rappin I know that makes me sound like some sort of asshole
- You ain’t an animal spittin fire you just draggin words out so watch the fire scorch ya castle
- I left a mark here and you barely even remembered you’ll always live in my enormous shadow
- But you can wait a few years and try and put this off it’s still a body all the same like Nicole Kidman
- Ya girl ate the meat while I banged her wall we made a movie together call it Pulp Fiction
- You tryna tread these waters but I splash on ya like you raftin and I’m a kraken
- I’m out here pullin a whole lotta hoes you ain’t even want that smoke that’s a fire captain
- Ya mother’s developed quite a likin to the puppet lay in bed right on ya mom
- Scoop her just like Haagen Daws and make her plot twist call me M Night Shyamalan
- Lookin back damn this verse is terrible but at least it ain’t worse than Burial’s
- Bow down to the king this bitch couldn’t be protected from my reign/rain if I gave her a parasol
- Maybe if I end this with a long word it will sound lyrical and like somethin that’s terrific
- I barely even tried but still got under ya skin I’m subdermatoglyphic