DEFENDER'S RAP

• Prufrock going noodles in this bitch like spaghetti
• vegetation getting thick ima pull out my machete
• and start tossing up this green like the lettuce was confetti
• forgetting numbers on my checks but the bank just lets me
• cause the account never empty, naw it stay full son
• got a lotta cash like johnny cash, call me folsom
• like the man in black but the voice stays golden
• like jewlery in pawnshops that tends to get stolen
• illicit funds in my pockets for that greenery
• like s b meets the wutang, gotta get that creamery
• so i can fucking roll up to some four star eatery
• and say toss some salad for your favorite wolf deity
• legally i'm nothing more than machinery
• the feds don't even care if im alive or resting peacefully
• so recently im ceaselessly just easing up leisurely
• and eagerly im eating up the greenery speedily
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• god damn ima fucking murder this shit
• keep my listeners lifted like i was lit spliff
• and i spit sick shit so quick like slick rick
• it's impossible to get this thick bitch off my dick
• i ain't complaining though, damn i love a lazy ho
• let's kick it on my la-z-boy and throw a fucking crazy show
• she got electric feel, don't taze me bro
• secretly all i wants for her to taze me though
• hahaha like damn that was a lazy flow
• but i could care less when i still sound amazing, oh
• acting careless, they say im misbehaving, so
• i gotta play safe for 6 months to save me, woe
• woe is me, i believe is how it seems
• but, i plead you can see things are not how you perceive
• cause even though im ducking in the streets from the police
• i'll be free till i decease to eat my lettuce leaves