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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Maverick won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on May 9 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • You're supposed to be writing for me bruh u slow as shit.......
  • Bro......here it is...you ready? I told you I'd respond...to your death wish of course
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  • Starts at 0:10
  • So you wanted to battle me? What a fucking coincidence
  • I thought you'd be dead by now after that coin incident
  • All your fucking songs are some annoying descriptions
  • Of a sad lonely man watching his three bratty kids
  • I'm not holding back, like a man gassed up and tryna fart
  • My bars are to sweet for you, they'll have you head over heels like Paul Blart
  • Your punches are generic, where'd you get em? Wal-Mart?
  • I outta smash your mouth in if you think you're an All Star
  • I may have tied with the table of contents
  • Your songs are like stories, bad endings are a constant
  • Say goodbye to your winning streak, like the MCU to Tom Holland
  • You have people Ghost writing for you, while you're looking like a Goblin
  • It ain't even Holloweeen yet, yet your hiding behind a mask
  • Do I Gotta Carrey You again? I don't even have to ask
  • Split you in half since your battles are half assed
  • You may have broke a leg in the play but you didn't make the cast
  • You're trippin if you think you're winning, that's actually pretty trippy
  • Like if you bought shoes from a drug dealer, now you're fucking tripping
  • Cause you don't know what he laced em with, I bet you want to hit me
  • With your best shot, even though you're not Pat Benatar, G
  • Your key is bored, how long will you type up a response?
  • You best lock up your art like this was the renaissance
  • Your bars are pure comedy, more than sitcoms
  • Well you'll have to sit while this com takes you back to Islam
  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
  • Gotta pill you away from me cause you don't have the doses
  • Your just another pedophile on a rap site, tryna over dose us
  • So you can slide your millimeter of manhood in our fucking holes, uh
  • Take a book to your head like Motto's profile pic
  • You're acting like a pussy cause your friend is a dick
  • Baptize you like John just leave out the wick
  • Cause your not putting out this fire, I don't give a shit!
  • The last time your face would be seen would be on a carton
  • I got the will to live, you're nothing but Carlton
  • I'd give you a core point but nah you're too rotten
  • "Dear Lordeezy" now that's line that will be forgotten

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Oh my..getting talked down by another one of these neophytes,
  • See how Neo fights? Calling himself the Last Assassin and he'll be the first casualty to drop to his knees tonight
  • Back in Bongo's Battle Box he couldn't get his feelings right,
  • Dropped a verse and shit wasn't even tight, now loose lips sink ships 'cause his heart sank when he knew everyone else knew that he went to the Sea and cried
  • So me and the guy Dope Master Spitter figured we'd plant the seed and give boy real advice,
  • Took it into account now he's beginning to sprout out the ground but he's barely increased in size,
  • Shit that makes me go "wow" now he's going around acting like the motherfucking tree of life
  • Who am I if you're a pod off one my leaves, you get cocky and can't remember it's me that you eulogize
  • Crucifying for the exegesis of double crossing me, sobbing "Please stop" ain't stopping me from ceasing fire
  • My readings inspired you, now you're overly brash but I know if you practiced with the goal of advancement as a notebook combatant,
  • You not only would have your own little fanbase under a notable status, you'd grow as a craftsman and most importantly master the poetry talent,
  • See what's a rogue to a maverick – you're my clone in the past tense
  • Maybe your ego comes from people easily impressed, or maybe I'm just easily UNimpressed..or maybe you're just a little wack?
  • You and others on the same level trash-talking is like a pot calling a kettle black
  • You brought pencil crayons, you really think this is Scribble Jam? I heard you on the mic once and it's still something I go back to and giggle at
  • You think an instrumental attached will help to win it, I have a better chance of getting my virginity back.
  • I'd rather have my name Maverick rhyme with average than Carnage rhyme with garbage, at least I can prove it wrong while contradicting it man...
  • I'm a syllable wizard, it's Oz and you're on the daffodil path, the trail with mademoiselle Gale,
  • I'm castin' spells on offenders and you came with a Bengal's whiskers to tickle the sphincter of the dragon's tail
  • Soon as you get on my writing agenda your fate is indelible, pressure builds up to "timber" ya crashing down,
  • That's how I foreshadow ya sprout, time will tell, you get better I'll still be the winner 'cause until you get bigger I'm still grinding like the axe I use to bring you to slivers,
  • We ain't tantamount.
  • Damn it 'bout time you remember the name, who's you? Ask Nor why my nickname is Ace, and you went by "Spade" I guess I'm digging ya grave
  • You went by "Flowdaily" actin' like you spit everyday, turns out it's spit-takes when you see my pen-game...(surprised Pikachu face)
  • Aquafina, ya gob isn't the only place where water leakin', piss drippin' legs, ya jävla-fitta, you switchin' ya name is the only time you'll see me say I got the WRONG Tekneek, ugh .
  • This is your rematch, really a graced reminder
  • Know your place, behind all the other fakes and whiners, kid, I'm your favorite writer's favorite writer
  • .. What if I'm your favorite writer? Well yeah I'm my favorite writer
  • You wanna go a 3-peat I'll wait 'til the tree blossoms at full, else I'll chop it and use the wood as a skateboard bitch I'm stuntin' all of ya growth
  • I already knocked ya befo', I took your open challenge like I saw you droppin' the soap, no homo I fucked your ass out of dominance yo
  • Round two? I already got bars for the fourth, since now I got 'em in a box and it's closed, coffin locked up, right off of the coast – underwater, below the rock of the shoal
  • Along came afloat a bottled up note, on it – a sewn heart, 'cause his broke
  • Inside it enclosed – the zombie of Carnage had wrote:
  • "For the love of God and all that is holy, put me out of my misery." I responded almost, but I couldn't...
  • The Post Office was closed.
  • Lock and load motherfucker, I'm bombin' the sho' !!
  • If 3rd time's the charm then let's go, gimme your hardest to show,
  • Nah but you won't, you soft as a throw pillow, hold still when I knock you out cold,
  • I'll mold lil man 'to diamond from coal, like turning road kill 'to mouthwatering roasts,
  • Slow grilled, lots of scovilles, I'm hotter than most
  • I stomp on your hopes and dreams, unknowingly it's all in my soul
  • But why bother, the dude behind the screens so dramatic even the man beneath the mask Cletus Kasady got beat and ravaged with a wiener in the ass by his father
  • And ya mom is in heaven, I feel for you buddy it's all love that I'm sendin',
  • But to be honest I never saw you as a battle rapper, you should stick to songs of depression .

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