Battles vs Maverick
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on May 9 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You're supposed to be writing for me bruh u slow as shit.......
- Bro......here it is...you ready? I told you I'd respond...to your death wish of course
- Starts at 0:10
- So you wanted to battle me? What a fucking coincidence
- I thought you'd be dead by now after that coin incident
- All your fucking songs are some annoying descriptions
- Of a sad lonely man watching his three bratty kids
- I'm not holding back, like a man gassed up and tryna fart
- My bars are to sweet for you, they'll have you head over heels like Paul Blart
- Your punches are generic, where'd you get em? Wal-Mart?
- I outta smash your mouth in if you think you're an All Star
- I may have tied with the table of contents
- Your songs are like stories, bad endings are a constant
- Say goodbye to your winning streak, like the MCU to Tom Holland
- You have people Ghost writing for you, while you're looking like a Goblin
- It ain't even Holloweeen yet, yet your hiding behind a mask
- Do I Gotta Carrey You again? I don't even have to ask
- Split you in half since your battles are half assed
- You may have broke a leg in the play but you didn't make the cast
- You're trippin if you think you're winning, that's actually pretty trippy
- Like if you bought shoes from a drug dealer, now you're fucking tripping
- Cause you don't know what he laced em with, I bet you want to hit me
- With your best shot, even though you're not Pat Benatar, G
- Your key is bored, how long will you type up a response?
- You best lock up your art like this was the renaissance
- Your bars are pure comedy, more than sitcoms
- Well you'll have to sit while this com takes you back to Islam
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- Gotta pill you away from me cause you don't have the doses
- Your just another pedophile on a rap site, tryna over dose us
- So you can slide your millimeter of manhood in our fucking holes, uh
- Take a book to your head like Motto's profile pic
- You're acting like a pussy cause your friend is a dick
- Baptize you like John just leave out the wick
- Cause your not putting out this fire, I don't give a shit!
- The last time your face would be seen would be on a carton
- I got the will to live, you're nothing but Carlton
- I'd give you a core point but nah you're too rotten
- "Dear Lordeezy" now that's line that will be forgotten
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh my..getting talked down by another one of these neophytes,
- See how Neo fights? Calling himself the Last Assassin and he'll be the first casualty to drop to his knees tonight
- Back in Bongo's Battle Box he couldn't get his feelings right,
- Dropped a verse and shit wasn't even tight, now loose lips sink ships 'cause his heart sank when he knew everyone else knew that he went to the Sea and cried
- So me and the guy Dope Master Spitter figured we'd plant the seed and give boy real advice,
- Took it into account now he's beginning to sprout out the ground but he's barely increased in size,
- Shit that makes me go "wow" now he's going around acting like the motherfucking tree of life
- Who am I if you're a pod off one my leaves, you get cocky and can't remember it's me that you eulogize
- Crucifying for the exegesis of double crossing me, sobbing "Please stop" ain't stopping me from ceasing fire
- My readings inspired you, now you're overly brash but I know if you practiced with the goal of advancement as a notebook combatant,
- You not only would have your own little fanbase under a notable status, you'd grow as a craftsman and most importantly master the poetry talent,
- See what's a rogue to a maverick – you're my clone in the past tense
- Maybe your ego comes from people easily impressed, or maybe I'm just easily UNimpressed..or maybe you're just a little wack?
- You and others on the same level trash-talking is like a pot calling a kettle black
- You brought pencil crayons, you really think this is Scribble Jam? I heard you on the mic once and it's still something I go back to and giggle at
- You think an instrumental attached will help to win it, I have a better chance of getting my virginity back.
- I'd rather have my name Maverick rhyme with average than Carnage rhyme with garbage, at least I can prove it wrong while contradicting it man...
- I'm a syllable wizard, it's Oz and you're on the daffodil path, the trail with mademoiselle Gale,
- I'm castin' spells on offenders and you came with a Bengal's whiskers to tickle the sphincter of the dragon's tail
- Soon as you get on my writing agenda your fate is indelible, pressure builds up to "timber" ya crashing down,
- That's how I foreshadow ya sprout, time will tell, you get better I'll still be the winner 'cause until you get bigger I'm still grinding like the axe I use to bring you to slivers,
- We ain't tantamount.
- Damn it 'bout time you remember the name, who's you? Ask Nor why my nickname is Ace, and you went by "Spade" I guess I'm digging ya grave
- You went by "Flowdaily" actin' like you spit everyday, turns out it's spit-takes when you see my pen-game...(surprised Pikachu face)
- Aquafina, ya gob isn't the only place where water leakin', piss drippin' legs, ya jävla-fitta, you switchin' ya name is the only time you'll see me say I got the WRONG Tekneek, ugh .
- This is your rematch, really a graced reminder
- Know your place, behind all the other fakes and whiners, kid, I'm your favorite writer's favorite writer
- .. What if I'm your favorite writer? Well yeah I'm my favorite writer
- You wanna go a 3-peat I'll wait 'til the tree blossoms at full, else I'll chop it and use the wood as a skateboard bitch I'm stuntin' all of ya growth
- I already knocked ya befo', I took your open challenge like I saw you droppin' the soap, no homo I fucked your ass out of dominance yo
- Round two? I already got bars for the fourth, since now I got 'em in a box and it's closed, coffin locked up, right off of the coast – underwater, below the rock of the shoal
- Along came afloat a bottled up note, on it – a sewn heart, 'cause his broke
- Inside it enclosed – the zombie of Carnage had wrote:
- "For the love of God and all that is holy, put me out of my misery." I responded almost, but I couldn't...
- The Post Office was closed.
- Lock and load motherfucker, I'm bombin' the sho' !!
- If 3rd time's the charm then let's go, gimme your hardest to show,
- Nah but you won't, you soft as a throw pillow, hold still when I knock you out cold,
- I'll mold lil man 'to diamond from coal, like turning road kill 'to mouthwatering roasts,
- Slow grilled, lots of scovilles, I'm hotter than most
- I stomp on your hopes and dreams, unknowingly it's all in my soul
- But why bother, the dude behind the screens so dramatic even the man beneath the mask Cletus Kasady got beat and ravaged with a wiener in the ass by his father
- And ya mom is in heaven, I feel for you buddy it's all love that I'm sendin',
- But to be honest I never saw you as a battle rapper, you should stick to songs of depression .