Battles vs BELLVADEAR
RULES
All out, who's got the best bars. Max 64 lines Nothing is off limits, all is permitted
Max of 64 lines
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BELLVADEAR won this battle!
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Battle on October 28 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm bombed out my skull and my head's a tornado
- Tried this new stuff called HellBlast, it's scary like the J'avo
- Blew my eyes out my skull and frightened my mother
- I briefly turned zombie and murdered by brothers
- The world is a cell and flesh is poisonous lead
- so i hastened away with a knife and
- lost a thousand pounds in a river of red
- till i bled like a stuck pig, freedom that
- made me blush till i turned bright red
- or was that the bone saw that went through my jaw
- I can't rap anymore, my nerves are too raw
- I can't chew or swallow, cheer or be mellow
- My face is the color of paper and Jello
- I'm Beautiful to Demons but to other's i'm to be feared
- Leave blood on the floor and organs in the rearview mirror
- Got married to Christina Richie, she doesn't miss me
- We tied the knot, hopped in the bed and it fell off
- She tried glue, lube and tied a knot but it fell through
- Stressed and out of my mind from a lack of sex
- I guess i need to get some rest but the only bed is full of knives and
- it pricks, i feel like shit cause all i see is the sick things with no flesh
- and it irks me cause it's what i've become and soon i'll be done
- cause i've done bled a thousand gallons and i'm still stuck
- like Jimmy Fallon after SNL bombed and he went back to his day job
- cause his mind was off so he popped one off, now in hell for something that
- the #MeToo Movement found, so we live and we learn
- And it still burns and feels like acid, my skin's flaccid and i want to shoot
- myself with a shotgun full of poisonous gasses. Sexy till i die
- but no one wants me, the dude who ripped out his soul
- for a love that no one wants anymore died from a dysentery
- wounded by a sword wielded by the 21st century
- What the fuck is a Windows PC, i'm still on NES and Zelda
- See, my brain is in pain from the words of the day, New Age
- FaceBook Twitter, Myspace went down the shitter
- and all is glitter and Unicorns, i miss 2004
- when we were in constant war with the Taliban and Iran
- and you could go the bar without have a man ask if you were
- Gay or trans, i know i'll get slapped
- But i belong in an era before All this crap
- Fuck Obama, osama, Bush and the Dali llama
- I've got to much trouble trying to sort the reborn from the fallen
- Burger King sells plant based stuff that's anti Beef and Gamestop
- is still selling Call of duty? Please, give me Battlefield 2 and i can
- smash a rube with a tank to his tubes without the backlash of
- Calling him a Tranny,oh i'm a bad man? We used to lynch the black man
- Get your hands off me damn! What the fuck you trying to do by calling me
- Whack, back then we chopped off your hands and rolled you down in a sack
- Oh shit, they're lined up ready to fire
- Fuck the flag, oh shit now i'm dead, on fire
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Mental so strong I'll ass-tral project my foot up someone's anus.
- Challenge me?
- Why?
- Damn don't yal see my inner scope ranges,
- but it's fact I love rap that there never changes, just the name of who I hang and use as props for my stages.
- I walk tight ropes, hitting high notes, nooses I loosen use as lassos catching wannabe Maestro's.
- Malodarous, moldy, rotted decrodedness spit,
- guess I'm allergic to bullshit I need antihistamines quick, disgusted by these polluted polline spreading pricks, stuck you with your own stones and sticks.
- Heres a handout for five minutes of fame, many come to spit fire but cant Kindle my flames, wanna have the gift but cant read the curse-ive engraved.
- Ethanolic weapons that think are solid, I'm pure energy,
- they reving up on hydrolics, I'll leave em un-leaded, hot rod, bollocks.
- They run up on me then wanna uturn, drag that ass right back,
- beat em,
- then its whos turn?
- You sir? Doesnt matter they sure will leave a loser.
- My bad just..
- Clearing my atmosphere, venting my air, to many Atoms in this always "whats the matter" sphere, to much work to waste my time, split, shuttle off man, im outta here.
- Been under a lot of pressure lately, yet here they keep fishing for a diss just waiting, til I pull em under water, gurgle...what were you saying?
- Don't push my buttons or press your luck matey, any human can be shady, its harder to love thats why most easy copout by hating,
- lazy ducls cant learn to fly so they sit grouped in ponds, wading.
- Looking for a detail to discredit my work, edit and notate every last single verb, dont worry ive adjusted to those type of blurs,
- but I guarantee I'll snap and come back at you, much worse.
- They say you can be the masterpiece and a work in progress, shout out to Ralph seeing me through my proceess, grew like roots of a tree, creating seeds so I am simolar to a Godess but not in a material sense or physical nonsense its garbage, so much to clean in such short bars this place is a hot mess.
- I dont give a damn bout the people looking down it only matters whos looking up, measurments of love for me comes in forms of hugs, most out now days leeching bed bugs.
- No matter how many times I never have to prove my place,
- I was born, its my right,
- for the universe I wait,
- so it will never matter what any of you dark matters say.
- Its propostrous,
- egos so big did you eat a hippopotamus?
- I am disgusted by these hungry hippos,
- stomachs are bottomless.
- Ugh...
- I could flip you back your kickballs, inject you addict you to my knowledge leave you having withdrawals, try to manipulate my security but I've built a thick wall, many tried to climb man they had a sick fall.
- Dont make mistakes like the others fallen,
- Bells start ringing ya better hope its not a battle callen,
- bloodshed, ones dead, see the imagery I'm draw'n?
- Better check it for you wreck it cuz I'll only need a second, one bar one beat, one mic as my weapon, have you so back with words you'll wish youd anonymously crept in.
- Cool it numbnuts shit can get hectic, your gas tanks full no wait thats your septic,
- anything you say I'll leave it reflected, another one biting dust, what else was expected?
- You think your the first to try me, hoes line up for miles,
- yet they stay standing behind me, blind leading blindly,
- I stand alone, but I dont be hiding, I'm stronger than Robin or little Red riding.
- If Rappad was a hood call me your neighbor, not the girl next door but I'll be in good behavior, but Geminis shift so I can be a dear or Vader.
- I won't be unkind meanness is no longer my nature
- But when it goes to shooting lines consider it my art major,
- when I get to painting better hope I'm in for your best favor,
- I can be a life savor or a jaw breaker,
- you pick your flavor.
- Trying to swing harms with arms my way,
- I'm dying to ring and sing charms of your dismay, leave you dangling in disarray,
- left in my books your history.
- I could just put 65 bars of gibberish, or 10 of sheer brilliance,
- I'd still have fans and haters alike in millions, how many ever I can touch thats what I'm feel'n.
- Can't have one without the other,
- and honestly I could careless if I was ever even on the cover,
- I'm more about taking care pf each others.
- So there ya go bud
- hope this fancies your britches,
- a sweet note to all these candycoated whenches
- If you decide to take me on
- better bring your best intentions
- Cuz I'll leave you yelling life alert
- better check ya parties extensions.