DEFENDER'S RAP

• Look at this bitch on his laptop with no friends at all;
• This sorry mother fucker can't even spell "alcohol"
• Your sorry as ain't a challenge to me
• Cool your ass down, why they call me A-C
• Conditioner. Bitch I am the commissioner
• of the "Fuck up KidSlab League"
• Too Fast you can't keep up, Jeff Teague
• Oh, and who the fuck is "we"?
• Your gay ass little "army"?
• And you can't spell "guarantee"
• Did you fucking learn how to read?
• What school you go to, Dumbass University?
• Go back to first grade and learn how to spell
• Damn, beating your ass has been easy as hell.