Battles   vs Atreus

RULES

Rappad’s first ever fill in the blanks battle! Write a buncha nonsensical bullshit or you get disqualified

Max of 18 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Anonymous won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • //Annotated words = given by rappad users
  • I’m like a snow leopard in Donald Trump’s asshole the way I leave em in hel
  • Ya know what they say history has a muddy way of punching itself
  • I’m the Melanie Martinez of rap that’s how you know my verses are really flames
  • Catch me smokin noun with my cows till I can’t feel my face
  • When I rap it’s like a bedroom I bring the flamin chair with every bar
  • You be at Walmart buyin all ya new jellyfish so I’ll smash ya left eye with a rental car
  • Alright now time for some personal shit it’s like the emu war the way you gettin exposed
  • Remember when you decided to warm ya girl cause she lost ya paint buckets I’m sorry to bring back that memory bro
  • I’ll severe ya toes with a sharp shine and leave ya hypothetical in the streets
  • Cause I’m so gangsta I got buildings in my pancreas so you can only fuck with the puppet in ya dreams
  • I got more bars than ya mother the bitches want me cause my bulletproof window is flaccid and they fall head over heels
  • Soon as I took ya girl to my bathtub she fell at the sight and got more wet than a seal
  • So you can act all plausible and smoke ya right ventricle but that’s some shit I ain’t standin for
  • Five words I would use to describe you are dead yellow distant cavernous and a whore
  • There’s levels to this I’m a wet light switch you just a light switch with a wet second smallest toe on the left foot so don’t try and front
  • My weapon of choice is dice attached to a particle accelerator so back away before I slice you up

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I#RHG3ibygh5rur3qj Ya Mother Iz Sucking Jordeezy
  • In the bac of da Klub Stap babblon we luft i n duzt liek ze Su culled Greatezt
  • Ziz battul is Cacology U eat Cum thaz ur LAtezt
  • U Chese It whiel u Screm Lordeezy wiel abbandon u Colder dan Cryogenic
  • Zis battul be like Schrute Fawms we Awtists an Puet a Vewy Ceval Wur
  • I Chese u and u Scream NO U yO im nut a CUR
  • An wif me lest twu lines i sley
  • Bcuze Iz no U daY

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