CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Replace your painkillers/ with pain thinner/ I ain't even a bit bitter/ just a compulsive sinner/ who took out a six figure/ life insurance on their pet sitter/ then hit her so hard she was left disfigured
• Remove all fingers except the center one,/ commit murder and get away with it like Caitlyn Jenner does,/ run over a random guy I'm jealous of/ then knock him out with fifty pounds of sedatives/
• I dont know what emcee/ you could put against
• me/ to seem threatening/ you seem kinda
• friendly/ dont worry, kicking your ass is
• complimentary/ it's just that incidentally/ I've
• been pissed of immensely/ and one dumnass
• joke is all it took to put me in a frenzy/ so now
• you go missing like that chick Mackenzie/ these
• rhymes are elementary/ mercury /deadly/ like burning pennies/ in the back of a Bentley/ while swerving into many enemies/ armed with heavy weaponry