Battles vs
RULES
Final rematch
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on August 7 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- // Verse One
- Now once upon a time a Panda thinks music is good,
- Went to a rap site and thought everyone's rude as a "poop"
- But then he came along some hacker movies, he thought,
- "While the rappers 'buse me, how about we fight back?"
- So he gets in his laptop, types in some cheddar codes,
- And says "hmph, hacking with a programming language is better though!"
- So now he's begging for people to watch his album "who cares!"
- Then he's mad and GENERAL LEECH comes out of nowhere,
- So now they are in a pair, and it's his own legacy,
- "How about report them to admins so they won't mess with me?"
- But soon he knew it's wrong because you can't battle someone withour a better density,
- So now Code is scratching his head, it's like he's made for rapping to death,
- So he decided to beef with someone not in his own level to jumpstart his raps
- That's totally wrong, because he just made a retarded rap,
- Something is totally wrong, you hate this too,
- So how about go back and make a Panda nameless crew?
- Panda is now mad as fuck, he is now rapping once,
- He now wants to suck Lunatic's dick "here Luna let me sack the cum"
- Now he wants to write a song about his shit so there goes him being shifted
- I was about to diss the rhythm when Godly said "nah, you can't diss a man without a career and finish it."
- Meanwhile Panda's brain is going psycho, he wants to kill a guy but doesn't want to mow the mic though,
- So he decided to try to take it the hardest way, by trying to "re throne" "leech take those retarded gays"
- Meanwhile his dog is doing his dirty job, "Now there's nothing you can hurt me on!"
- By the facts of his emotional shit, we all have him a chance to prevent suicide,
- But everything happens like it's Opposite Day, right kids? He wants to end (his) nuanced life!
- He claims he needs help but rejects our hands, now we're letting it go "Ahh!" And he wants to end our ass?
- That's something next level!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This is the final battle that I’ll be sure to win
- You wanna direct it to me? Sure I’ll get in!
- You wanna call me a pussy? Then explain this!
- You said that I’m gay for a blind battle, repeat that
- Again.
- Although I spit sick, and I think your flow Is shit,
- At least I’ll admit I’m the one who deserves a win!
- Cuz after all these years I’ve been such a failure!
- But when I come back! These words are your final!
- Just because I seem gay doesn’t mean that I am!
- I have a reverse card, Who’s the gay one instead!
- As I write these lyrics I feel like your a loss,
- I’m the bat swinging at you from the toss,
- You can call me a boss! But your my peasant!
- So please get lost!
- I’m just a human who is trying to get fame, but when
- You challenge me you will leave while getting framed!
- CUZ YOULL BE SCARRED AFTER THIS, AND ILL
- PUT OUT ANOTHER DISS!! OH CAN WE BE FREINDS?
- FUCK NOT LITTLE BITCH!!
- WHEN I SPIT FLAMES MY RAPS ARE HARD!
- WHEN I SHOW MY SKILLS YOULL BE IMPALED
- WITH MY BARS!! CUZ YOULL BE SMACKED WITH A BAT
- OUT OF THE PARK!