DEFENDER'S RAP

• Alright cut the Chit chat, Nobody really will care, Because A giant Something is approching...
• That Something is a Bear, A huge Bear, Everyone is gonna be Messed up so Badly, And they Might flee into the woods like They’re sorry..
• I always Like Saying.. (Man This Guy is so Scared like my Mother) But Nobody will Care, I Just drink Wine all Day, What do you Drink (Umm Thats not a choice, What the hell Are you dumb or Something, I get stinged by a bee, But I get hunted too, Just screw a New Lightbulb, Take the old 1 out and Dust it, I need to legit Get my jacket on so I pray for today is my Lucky Day, Oh wait, It’s payday Today, That’s strange, Payday was Never a Hoilday... (I look there and here, With my musket Teer as The Man Himself William Shakespere, (I see a man Get shot, I’d be Like) (Ahhhh F Man, Man F’ing Down...
• We gotta be Careful, Oh f*** He’s here, The Giant Bear, Everybody take Shelter in the Pet Shelter, Enter Quiet And Cleverly known, Anyone got their Phone on them to Call help, I do, But I left it in the car (Oh Great, You f’ed us up So Badly, Were so F’ing dead, Thanks a lot B***h, h**!
• (Intro) Ay We all Are here to Announce, The Rap Of Chris, Yeah, (Verse 1: 50) ay Ya, Skrt Skrt, Man you are just Announcing it’s A f*****g announcement, But nobody cares, Alright Cut the Chit chat man, We need to stay Ready, Be Prepared, You Are Here, (Hook 6x)
• Just stay Here and Alone, You might be Heroes, But they can Be exposed, I’m having A date, I’m using you as Bait, I’d say “Waiter Bring me a Glass a wine, I need to sign my Contract for College, And If I pass, I might be Richer then ever, Clever Me, Once I enter college The Guy will be like “Enter and take a Seat” But I dislike College, I’ll Use you as a Replacement, And throw myself into the Basement.
• But it’s ain’t No Basement, It’s A casino Down there for entertainment, The Front Page Exciting Casino Game is Catch that Fish, I’d Make a home for My fish once Caught, Then I’m throwing myself outside, So I can escape and Have date night again with my Babe, I Pray to Continue my day like it was Before, Or I’d tore my body so Hardcore Way...
• My friend would be Like “ Hey Ya Man, I began Running A mile” But that person be You, You Just f****d yourself in a Running 4 Milestones Competition
• I realized your Bad, I disliked you the 1st day I landed my disgusting face on you,
• (Look I’m Not gonna hurts you, But I gonna say it This Once....) “You need to get in f*****g shape, Winner Winner Chicken Dinner, You look like Henry Feltz,
• Ay Yeah Man, Get inside the Shelter or your So F*****g Dead... ay ay ay, You want me to f*** Myself, Hell no.. ay ay ay, What Up, This Finishes Golden’s Rap, Now your Being put to a end, Now If you excuse I’m Spending time with my friend, You have other stuff to tend Right now....
• Bye Bois!!!!