Battles Tokiouncorn vs Snoozy
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Now I’m not usually a rapper, yes, we know that’s true.
- But bet ya ass I’ll try my best if it means I get to destroy you
- It’s obvious that you’ve been on here a lot longer than me,
- so It’s time to put your ass to sleep like Bill Cosby with his roofies
- Your name, it really fits you cuz it’s literally all you like to do,
- but your bitch ass wakes up real quick when I tryna fuck you
- You come up in this rap game talking shit like you the best,
- sorry to break it to ya baby, I’m a bad bitch, it’s time to put you to rest.
- I’ve seen the snooz in person and I know what he’s capable of,
- but call me AJ Styles cuz I’m coming at you from above.
- I’ve been watching you do this rap shit for quite a long time now,
- But it’s my turn to take the spot light, so go ahead and take a bow
- I’m gunna beat you harder than Kirby’s hammer on your head
- And I’ll Falcon Punch your ass so hard people will think you’re dead
- I plan to take you down like an f5 on a steel chair
- It’ll drive your ass so crazy that you’ll be ripping out your hair.
- After all this destruction it’s safe to say you’ll be considered my girlfriend
- Because it’s gunna be way to hard for you to self-defend
- I guess I’ll say goodbye before I get myself in too deep
- But don’t forget who you lay next to at night when you go to sleep
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This chick's always actin like a music critic tryna diss on Snoozy's image
- But tell me do you really truly get it? Shuttin down sluts is one of my duties bitch
- I'll expose you before you blink showem what kinda evil shit I'm living wit
- Everytime I want some drink I pick up the jug and the milk aint in the bitch
- Throw away the empty thing, I don't want a cup with a little dribble in it
- Just like how our cats think when you forget to fill their bowls with kibbles N' bits
- Step in my master league and get rattled you tried jumpin ahead but got straddled
- Now you tryna show me battles? You can't even beat me in Pokebattles
- Everything I do gives me clout all around, you live in my house and smoke my loud
- And everytime you spit I can smell my dick in your mouth so what's that all about?
- It's a dangerous game I'm playin, getting blown by tokiounicorn
- If ya get what I'm sayin, my torso gettin poked from yo stupid horn
- Now I guess I'll give you what you want, like Triple H did for Dave Batista
- Throw some wrestlin references to slap the win in a figure four to defeat ya (WOOOOOO!)
- This verse is mean like kicks to the face, I brought some sweet chin music as my show stopper
- Snoozy 3:16 states those who oppose the Snooz get the stunner, cause I'mma finisher/finisher her proper