Battles  Maverick vs

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Written / No Recordings | 30 Lines – Did this for fun to see if he'd respond.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Woke up a bit pissy already raring to go,
  • Oh shit it's "H-Burial," you kidding? The name's barely dope
  • I got the kiddie daycare on the phone, if you keep picking the Cherry-O's I'll initiate farewells,
  • Hitting 'em outta' nowhere, let's hope he doesn't go missing like "Where'd he go?"
  • My ability of versatility is very known, don't be tryna' overlook and downplay my pen game
  • If thou lays sleeping on thee then I shall slay you in that bed frame,
  • Twenty-Ten days of old – been a busy decade of pages torn, I've devoured plates of less greats
  • My background's carried dead-weight since my salad days and I'm still salivating my next plate
  • Pound for pound the main chowhound and nowadays my breath stanks
  • You come for smoke and I say "Caio mane" the next day
  • You clowns ain't a threat, motherfuckers know I'd outplay your best day...
  • This is the straw that broke the camel's back, the 'fuck you know 'bout battle rap?
  • Sit down, 'cause unrenowned's where your rep stays.
  • ... don't act like I'm a phillistine, I'm a PRACTICED WRITER
  • Bloodthirsty and willin' to spill yours into a cup and fill it high, see, I'm just tryna' fill a Stein,
  • I'll even mix it in with your tears when ya cry – that's SAD BUT-WISER.
  • Take a look at my style bitch, the way I could just MAUL him, see bodies be tastin' gooder with SALT in
  • Now take a look at the ball it's, in his court – Lighting this fire to motivate; see the way his tookus is SCALDIN'
  • 'Cause this'll be the first time Hayden Booker goes ALL IN.
  • Oh and by the way, your stray booger is fallin'
  • One more thing, ladies, this kid has a small dick
  • Heart is broke... His girlfriend just up and left him
  • And shortly after he was diagnosed with a lung infection, so he's not the only one doing a bunch of sucking that leaves 'em fucking breathless
  • Just peep his SoundCloud, he's getting cardio catching up with emphy-
  • Sema, keep up the pace man I'm already leading behind you
  • I ain't tryna' act like the boss of you, just know I got the juice
  • Au jus, I'll target ALL you and CARPET BOMB you,
  • So get smart before you if you disregard my art or I might just BAR BARRAGE YOU

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Fuck just as i hit 90% win rate, maverick comes and challenges me :(
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  • Im already prepared to lose
  • so lemme just sit back and drink orange juice
  • I may aswell take a comedic approach
  • At least i might just get A FEW VOTES
  • Honestly I think cats are pretty shit
  • Dogs are good but this has no relevance to this
  • Mavericks gonna hand my ass a beating
  • So i pull up to a mountain and I start yeeting
  • Fuck im just putting random filler lines
  • And shitty rhymes cuz im prepared to die
  • Im not even gonna try cuz why apply
  • Why apply more effort into a uphill battle
  • Lets at least try an insult "Mav smells like the backend of a cattle"
  • Nope the insult was shit ive already lost
  • Why even spit this im gone like im in some mist or the fog
  • I'd rather lose than pussy out of a challenge
  • Like i live in fallout ill just fall out and just scavenge
  • this is practically a freestyle more dumb then when my name was kyle
  • Im an Egyptian god and i live in the nile
  • So now that I have admitted that im not trying
  • I may aswell just start crying
  • And i dont even know what the actual fuck am i writing
  • GARLIC BREAD SNIPING
  • Join garlicbreadism, the one true religeon
  • Garlic bread good better than boyz in da hood
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  • So this is it, time to submit my battle and accept defeat
  • Maverick, fuck you! I had a 20 win streak :(

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