Battles  RaptorKlawd vs M4DNESS

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RaptorKlawd won this battle!

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Battle on August 22 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yo yo yo
  • Now ain't nobody fuckin wit the mastermind
  • I'm like Einstein, a hundred and fifty times magnified
  • Nicola Tesla an', Jon Von Neuman
  • All wrapped up in the body in one human
  • I rhyme the tightest, shine the brightest
  • I blind the optic fibers in anybody's iris
  • When it comes to rappin, I'll smash your ass
  • Whether you Latin, Black or Anglo-Saxon
  • I'll smack you wit a backhand
  • That crack your back like chiropractors after looking at your CAT scan
  • In between albums, I've become a masked man like Batman
  • And stalk my own rap fans
  • I'm like a madman fighting a war
  • Throwing lightning rods, swinging lightning swords
  • Blow you away with a force that'll leave your body lost
  • Gone, nothin to mourn, nothing to do a autopsy on
  • I rock till I can't rock no more
  • Till I can't get no motherfucking props no more
  • Till they boo me on stage when I'm out on tour
  • Till 2000 B.C. ain't hot no more
  • I'm a dragon wit the head of a lion, jaws be like saws grinding
  • Claws rip through walls of cast iron
  • I slap fire at a hoodlum, pull out steel and start shooting
  • I clap iron like Duke Nukem
  • Try to attack 'Bis, you get your face stomped
  • Flatter than a compact disc wit black Timbs
  • Flatter than a Yankee baseball cap rim
  • Flatter than the knife *Jigga* stabbed Un wit
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  • If you the first nigga that laugh
  • I'll blow you in half
  • The first nigga to talk trash
  • I'ma blow you in half
  • The first nigga to show your ass
  • I'll blow you in half
  • The first time'll be your last
  • 'Cause I'ma blow you in half
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  • Yo check it
  • I destroy a whole city block when I'm ready to rock
  • Blow the speaker box, magnetically shielded or not
  • Magnetically energy propagates in radio waves
  • Oscillating lyrics and beats copulate then pop your tape
  • Manipulating space in large proportions
  • Millions of brain organs get lost when I start talkin
  • About shit like supernatural forces
  • Gnomes and fairies and superstring theories
  • Most of you motherfuckers barely
  • Even understand the English language, much less think clearly
  • When I die, will I go to Heaven or Hell
  • Or will I end up in a place called the Van Allen Belt
  • I researched my roots, looking for proof
  • The best place to hide a lie is between two truths
  • The aftermath of a nuclear blast
  • When the average death sentence becomes a death paragraph
  • I dig a 5 by 9 rectangle in the grass
  • Read your epitaph and bury your ass
  • As the coffin gets lowered into the ground slowly
  • I'll sing all of your greatest hits oldies on karaoke.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Alright my nigga don't say shit about juicy,
  • Set the max to 18 bars,
  • Cuz' you hate moving,
  • Your losing,
  • Biting off more than you can chew,
  • must be teething,
  • Must of never had your dad cuz you cant take an ass beating,
  • I'm over here rapping,
  • you over there sleeping,
  • You try to win a battle,
  • Your burns will be seething,
  • You open your mouth,
  • But I don't hear you speaking,
  • Raptor on the floor,
  • Damn neck is bleeding,
  • I lyrically inflict wounds can you hear Rap screaming,
  • Said he's better than most,
  • Bitch must be dreaming.
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  • Using rap generators,
  • 'cuz you cant deal with haters,
  • Your a critic out for our paper,
  • I'm greater,
  • A straight up danger,
  • Yo mama let you near me 'cuz I'm not a stranger,
  • I'll strangle,
  • You!
  • If you don't watch yo back,
  • Bad mouth one more time,
  • And I'll attack,
  • I got dirt on you, Bitch it's in a stack,
  • People say I fell down?
  • Bitch, Auto's back.
  •  
  • Hold up say it's a bit overrated,
  • I get pissed off easy cuz my soul is full of hatred,
  • somebody got it all wrong with goliath and david,
  • the giant,
  • had crushed the kid,
  • Much like my own situation,
  • Boom,
  • you dead bitch,
  • Oh, Shit,
  • I think his body just twitched,
  • You take shit of the internet,
  • I'm a lyricist,
  • He's pissed,
  • Because he just got dissed,
  • by a depressed rapper who writes about slittin' wrists,
  • But artists,
  • Come in many shapes and sizes,
  • Suck a dick,
  • Panic.
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  • I still got a couple lines left,
  • Go ahead and call the cops,
  • I committed fan theft,
  • I bet this nigga still with girls with no chest,
  • But before shit gets to hard I'll blow like a bomb vest,
  • It's not a fucking contest,
  • You prol'y on fucking house arrest,
  • for touching some bitches breast,
  • Looks like you failed the test,
  • If you wanna lose then be my guest.

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