CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Ladies and gentleman, I am about to perform a vivisection
• please find your allocated seat information and hold on tight
• cos this shit gonna be a wild kind of fight and once you realise
• this guy's thighs so thin he barely alive, you'll know once I'm through mans
• just about gonna die, so to make it at least worthwhile in your eyes
• I'll try make it interesting so you don't click away to a
• different section, lets begin, court is now in session
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• I don't gotta open with aggression to raise the tension I
• drop in my ten cents and I steal your pension, cos you weak as fuck
• every time you wake up you need a nurse to dress you up and
• brush your teeth, fuck that, remove your dentures and suck on these
• fat nuts, I don't give a fuck, I'll chop you up and ship you out in
• a fucking timber truck, these days your mouth just runs amuck but this
• time I'll glue it shut so try speak when you can barely breathe and you
• become so deprived you start imagining things. Say cheese and smile
• for the photo, when your family sues for your estate, I'll take
• the case pro bono, which means I won't charge a fee,
• because you broke as fuck, lonely, drinking Jim Beam,
• Stop imagining things, I don't gotta appeal to the jew inside
• to explain to you that money don't grow on trees, wise the fuck up
• You can't battle me, let alone see me, you need glasses,
• and I know you're saddened but I'll continue this rap with
• reckless abandon until your brain structure collapses
• and you implode. It's no joke, it's when you lack the ability
• to string together a flow, I know, you take the beatings until
• the show is over and then you turn around and say you won but
• life is a boulder, and you cannot carry it on your shoulders
• Best give up and resort to the life of a gopher, you got a
• poker face but you as useful as two jokers, if you smoke you
• a stoner and even at that, mediocre, there's no way you
• could ever be a soldier because that's a man of action and
• you the type of man that relies on reactions to get your ego
• massive but what happens when people leave regardless,
• you more high maintenance than the ass crack of the fat man in the
• back of an uberXL while he practices that thing where he tries to see
• how many taco bell tortilla shells he can eat, best pay penance
• yeah you lonely again and can't pay your rent so you no longer
• a tenant, if you do commit eidcius (suicide), it was not my intention.