Battles Kurt_Skrt vs JuicyJobaJaba
RULES
Let's freakin gooooo!!!
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
JuicyJobaJaba won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on May 2 2019, Battle on July 4 2019, and Battle on July 29 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I actually have 9 prewritten disses in Google Docs I could use.
- Though I decided to make this one new, especially for you.
- Two battles ago you killed me with kindness and barely dissed me either.
- Now I gotta snatch your soul up, like the Grim Reaper.
- Don't need a magnifying glass to see that you write terrible (tearable) lines.
- Is that why you go through so much paper all the time?
- Just hand them over to me, I'll wipe my butt with em, like toilet paper.
- Before I do, there's already crap on the pages anyway, call a janitor!
- You'd be clueless on how to write even with Eminem by your side.
- If I traveled to the future, you'd probably still be stuck on the first line.
- Can you spot the crime happening here? No. Well here's some advice.
- Sherlock Holmes would tell you that this diss is murder in pure daylight.
- I'm igniting a rematch that'll leave your raps charred.
- No emergency exits here, it's all about fire bars.
- Look down, your paper's disintegrating, and your pencils are gone.
- And we both know you freestyle like Lil Mosey's Freshman Cypher… yawn.
- So sick when I write, you could call it a clinical disease.
- Yet like the Fountain of Youth, I produce lyrical miracles at ease.
- Running circles round and round your tracks, that's just a spherical tease.
- You definitely need more training after getting railroaded in this battle, geez!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Well once again, Kurt has nothing better to do than to write roasts about me
- He tries to do this every day, so often that I've learned how to heal his burns even in the 3rd degree
- But today I'm actually fired up and feel a sense of competition dwelling deep within my soul
- You finally drove your hurtful comments too close to my booth and now you have to pay ME the toll
- Back when I was little, kids didn't play with me because I was different, I really was ashamed
- However, life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain
- So if you excuse me, I'm gonna put on my thinking cap and "storm" up new ways to crush this competition
- Because I'm not like the mumble rappers of today, I'm not really into repetition
- Sometimes I wonder what I'll be like when I have a job, a wife and kids, will I still write these raps?
- Well I'll tell you first-hand that I will, because I really enjoy it when someone tells me that my content slaps
- Maybe I can write silly raps for those kids of mine one day and make them smile at me with joy
- Because I like to make people laugh, it's sad that other people don't appreciate it and only get annoyed
- Kurt, every fiber of my body is burning with passion because you think you're gonna win this so easily
- If you listen closely, karma is soon to set in, It's gonna finish you off now so I can live my life peacefully
- I was on vacation in New York when I came back to see I've been called out quite a few times
- Why so quick to diss me? You're rushing too fast and I'm going slow so I can perfect every line
- Speaking of vacation, I did get some souvenirs (including this battle), which will soon be placed on my dresser
- You attempted to kick a man while he was down, but he sprung up and overpowered you because your bars weren't that better
- You wanted to me to go hard and give it my best, so here I am with no filter
- Have I roasted you enough yet? You're looking a little crispy and a tad bit withered