Battles  BXile vs Maverick

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Role-playing Theme Battle: BXile (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Maverick (Deadpool) | 48 Lines

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

BXile won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I feel like Kim Jong Il, cause when have y’all heard of the north fall?
  • you said you would break me in this battle, but bitch i aint the forth wall!
  • The nature of sound or sound waves, that describes my name in a jiff,
  • its Deadpool cause no one wanna be in the pool…im taking a piss
  • you dress like a bitch! biblical with it I hail from the Genesis
  • say thank you to Ryan Reynolds, the only reason lately you been reaping the benefits,
  • ya jokes are corny, I need you to admit it with grace,
  • I spit fire, and with the way you look its like I spit in yo face
  • im winning the race! with yo Freddy Krueger looking headass,
  • Russian Roulette, bullet in the chamber, Im spinning dead fast,
  • Its like Deathstroke had a clone, you lost yo wife, you’re alone,
  • im bad to the bone, you couldnt make it past Green Zone
  • honestly I hate ya because to you everything is just one big joke,
  • yo favorite singer? I know its Lady Ga Ga, but the minute you Say “Ga” (Sega), thats all folks
  • nobody likes you, not even Casper the FRIENDLY fucking ghost wanna be around,
  • Ill shoot a gun in the air, kill you before anyone can hear it…im faster than the speed of sound,
  • you unoriginal bitch, Wade Wilson? come here and catch this fade,
  • when I give you this L its the only time you’ll get Lade (laid),
  • Ill light him up like the New Tron(Neutron), then blast off,
  • comes Halloween you the only one taking yo mask off
  • I came here to murk a merc, then uppercut you through the ceiling roof,
  • heads or Tails? that mean either yo Ex suck my dick or the homie killing you
  • if you mention my war with Nintendo, that just mean you digging too deep,
  • Bloody Knuckles imma have from me splitting this fools teeth,
  • defeat me if you’re able, tryna scrap? well where you tryna see me fam?
  • if Cable is yo partner, it sound like you might need a better TV plan,
  • you’re the HEE HEE man, i mean you always have a joke to crack,
  • everything funny bout you, pistol whip you cross the head like I gotta joke to crack
  • you’re more than wack, in ya movies it was the X-men who picked up yo slack,
  • you the soldier of fortune? ya mom aint, so when I put my foot to crack its pardon that whole bitch back
  • not even Domino can save her from that, if you dressed in red its not cause of the clothes you packed,
  • cant believe I paid to see ya movie, I act the way that Shadow look..that mean im known to black!
  • BEST HOLD ME BACK! Stan Lee passed away, so when it come to Marvel the love lost,
  • i had enough, like my fans for the way I look in my soon to be film..that mean the gloves off!
  • you’re dumb soft, Deadpool 3 aint happening cause the profit cant outweigh the sums cost,
  • this our only battle cause we dont need another verse from you, this shit is a one-off
  • this “killer for hire” cant comprehend his situation is dire and that’s a mistake,
  • its lier lier pants on fire…so tell me why you decided to lie while wearing pants on yo face?
  • everyone has played my games, Ill go Super Saiyan on yo ass my nigga you know this,
  • im finna do you worse than the Game Designers did me back in bout 06
  • but i dont need the chaos emeralds to make this failed experiment tremble,
  • left out of the main Marvel cast, where the fuck were you when the Avengers assembled?
  • lets recap...your an insignificant cringe worthy parody clone with a shitty marriage,
  • You are a literal fucking mistake, its like Weapon X went and had a miscarriage,
  • maybe you should join Donkey Kong JR. in the forgotten characters club
  • fuck around and catch me leaving Deadpool, dead in a pool of his blood
  • its Sonic the Hedgehog! yo face look like vomit or like the Human Torch sat on it,
  • we all know deep inside you wanna be the villain, but R Kellies not a good example dont stay Trapped in the Closet

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • // (Preliminary introduction with narration and dialogue; like the style of comics) //
  • *A pooping Deadpool is shocked by the sudden arrival of Sonic* "Wait a minute, what?
  • Sonic THE Hedgehog payed me a visit, for what?
  • Are we going to Disney World? I've always wanted to get naked with Micky but,
  • Sonic looks angry, I hope he's not outside waiting to kick my butt."
  • *Sonic bangs on the hinges,*
  • "I gotta post this on Facebook when I'm done taking a shit,
  • Be patient with me 'cause constipation isn't fun!!"
  • "Well I'll be danged, this toilet paper isn't enough..."
  • *Walks up behind Sonic; baring it in the buff*
  • "Hey Maurice, you mind if I use your shoe? I'm beginning to chafe a bit, *he runs*
  • "Okay I guess I'll just forget about it, go chase a chipmun- Oh you're back so soon, wanna race real quick to the sun?"
  • Sonic: "Nice try Wade, you think I'm dumb?"
  • DP: "Holy shit you talk!? No way! Hey this isn't staged is it... Is that a nip and tuck?" 🤔
  • Sonic: "I am here to say-" DP: "Is Cap to blame for this? He sends YOU to make up for ME not being invited to Endgame? This is fucked!!" 😱
  • Sonic: "How'd you know what I was gonna say? Yes, I've become a mercenary." DP: "AVENGERS SUCK!!"
  • "Did you say mercenary? How much is he paying, a million bucks?"
  • Well I'm everyone's favorite. Yes, everyone's.
  • You originate recognition from Sega video games in an era of shitty stuff,
  • You're legendary but I haven't played 'em since sippy cups.
  • Now call me Morty 'cause I'm leaving you in the Spacetime Continuum for having the same hair that Ricky does
  • Matter of fucking fact, I'm breaking in next month and leaving you there – at Area 51.
  • "Oh sure NOW the sounds barrier rips my drums?!" 😤
  • I'm the best God damn Merc 'cause I'm mouthy, so hurry back to the murky mountains 'cause
  • Aside from MMA and bursting gunpowder, I could drop the weapons – start cursing you out and just murk with the mouth
  • We, both know nobody can murder me 'sound sleep
  • It's harder to die than I am a die-hard fan of you, fuck an autograph I wanna use your fur pelt to furnish my couch please
  • Tell me how you're gonna 'run circles around me' – you'll hit the dirt once I jerk my leg out,
  • But deep down I hope you know that I am truly and sincerely sorry for hurting your owies...
  • Run back to your mousehole and keep the tally ho,
  • Hi, I've never felt emotion... Well not on purpose
  • Not until this moment – in my new book: Sonic's First Kiss
  • A storytelling poem with a happy ending of you being not a virgin 😉
  • Nostalgic though, I haven't held a rodent since accidentally arousing Oreo with his red rocket surgin'
  • This is a tale of woe when "the good guy always wins" becomes a failed quote because here is where that plot reverses
  • I'm Wade Wilson, known as a villain? No, just killin' foes but you really showed up running at me like a bat outta' hell and I still don't know the cause or purpose
  • Tryna' bring me to Death's door? I'd feel welcomed home – 'cause her and I are pillow talkers and we're always flirtin'
  • You should've never left the Green Hill Zone... Don't make me call the Yelawolf pack on ya, blue rat
  • Too bad you can't book past, I just took laps, looked back and – those foot traps seem to be properly workin'
  • Stupid bush rat, no wonder your movie got pushed back – That performance ain't Oscar worthy
  • You have more Box Office earnings? Bull crap... Calm ya nervous system you squirrelly little vermin
  • Stop and smell the roses... Why you always tryna' scurry, you scurd?
  • I said stop and smell the roses – You think I mean flowers? No, Sonic's girlfriend. Burn baby burn.
  • When worst comes to worse... She once gave child birth to a son named is Silver, so I kinda sorta drowned 'em though
  • Stood on his back and oops down he goes... In other words, he is NOT the Surfer
  • And you're not The Flash, Hermes or Blur
  • At the end of the day, I DIDN'T murder a gerbil. If you heard what I heard, it murmured some words,
  • So it turns out I murdered a person, 'cause BXile is a fucking Furry confirmed.

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