DEFENDER'S RAP

• Laying in the astroturf that's where you belong.
• Buried six feet under, man you're long gone!
• Diving into chicks with your mouth out first,
• better just ask your mom to quench your thirst.
• Only tits you can suck, are your mothers.
• Better go and ask her nicely for another rubber.
• Better pop another pill to keep ya hard as a rock.
• Only animal you can handle is your brothers cock.
• Didn't know men could have sagging chests.
• Let alone men that have damn breasts.
• Your breath? it really does stink.
• Stop popping cialis and just pop a mint.
• I can agree with the tummy tuck,
• I might need from eating you for lunch.