CHALLENGER'S RAP

• First day as demon sees me screaming about treason cause legions
• of sea men are sprawled all through the cracks, smoking a joint and
• blasting Rap when all i want to do is take a nap, cut a hand off, lop a head
• and watch it drop dead and pop some popcorn while i see the fire swarm
• and reach over the boundaries into the Devil's foundry, ain't it time
• we discussed a new policy cause this one ain't working for me
• i killed Judas and hung Pilate, just as 9/11 happened and we got two
• pilots that exploded so violently that it shook the foundations of hell
• and shocked me cause it rocked me to my socks G but i thought we
• could recover but the plane went under and cracked the floor so that
• Levels 6 and 7 became one giant room full of thunder, is it any wonder
• we fired the lead designer and roasted him for dessert, cause i thought
• i might desert and flee to the desert cause it's clear that my stay here
• will end with me being, shot stabbed or worse, being a demon in hell
• is a curse, but i'm not done, cause while i'm on the run, the devil sends a
• swarm of slugs and giant hellish pugs to take me out, so i ran like
• the Whip was lashing me, damn it hurts see, maybe i can take shelter
• under an apple tree, nope the devil pelts me with demonic apple seeds
• what if i backtrack and try to hide in that little shack,
• and plead my case to the owner, run blinded cause it's like
• Helter Skelter, no feeling in my arms, the pain is too much
• so Gimme Shelter, but i ain't a Rolling Stone, just covered in moss
• I swallowed an aspirin and got shot in the foot, aspiration to
• dance is slim , a dream dead from a leg wound
• cause the blood's red but my throat is blue
• What am i to do? all i did was say yes to the Job and try to quit
• Why do i deserve to die, is there no room in heaven's office
• for a repentant devil, is the levy heavy, Is there a tax
• for baggage like sins of the past then? Then let me be
• angelic cause i can't go on living with the penalty
• of residing in Dis, the burning City
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