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Toosense vs Psycho Puppet - now written instead of BYOB (There will be a recorded rematch soon)

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Anonymous won this battle!

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Battle on June 29 2019, Battle on July 17 2021, and Battle on July 21 2021

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Go home old man you built ya name off smoke and mirrors but people nowadays really know how sense is
  • Today the general consensus is that I was sent to leave you senseless with a single sentence
  • Oh you thought this was the clash of the titans, aye? You gettin washed with the crash of a tidal wave
  • You think you knockin my ass into cyberspace...from ya rockin chair next to the fireplace?
  • Let me guess I’m gonna “lyrically get slayed?” You always been weak with the pen game
  • But honestly it just makes me laugh only way I get a kick outta what sense say/sensei
  • You sound like you tell ya grandchildren bout “the good ol days of the confederacy”
  • Well try steppin to me and I’m Adam Copeland in a wrestlin league I got an edge in the ring
  • I know you gonna say something like, “Yo I admit you got some great lines puppet...”
  • “But I ain’t fuckin with him he ain’t my cousin.” You know you would say that let’s not waste time frontin
  • You ain’t gettin the profit you be dressin in frocks but still desperate to talk bout how you carry the glock
  • Here’s a tip quit puttin on this street performance before I fuck around and put toosense/two cents in a box
  • Ya battle rhymes are asinine send you to the afterlife
  • Put ya whole connect through the roof and call it satellite
  • Every verse fire I open up ya chest then I’m a church choir I just play with ya organs
  • How’s this for a mental picture? Leave half ya face missin I’m paintin ya portrait
  • The new users never even heard of you homie but you still think you the hot shot
  • Just a lost soul that’s been left behind who kept actin like a giant till ya stock/stalk dropped
  • Wanna claim you the GOAT? We need a reason you write all these lines but we can read between em
  • But since you left my stock rose buddy they really look into this fire for the deeper meanin
  • What you consider legacy is now a distant memory burnt into smithereens
  • As the trailer park boys mourn for you all by themselves and whisper, “Rest in peace”
  • While you was movin in a circle I moved up levels with it
  • You ain’t ballin fuck ya wrists I leave ya blood vessels drippin
  • Know what rhymes with peace and serenity? The screams of my enemies
  • So think before you step to me I’m leavin a legacy of thought provokin quotes deep as the seven seas
  • So for thinkin you rappin better I’m the tax collector this ya mandatory payment
  • As you stand before me shaken like a statutory rapist runnin back the courtroom statement
  • I been ready to kill for two years what you thought I would forget?
  • Duckin is not what I expect if we callin him a vet
  • Well now I’m comin back like Lazarus to enter that psycoses
  • Oh you the rappin master bitch? Then best the hand that wrote this
  • But you beatin me? Don’t let’s be silly! That’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
  • You ol dirty south “speak english in my country” neo nazi prolly call bubba sparxxx “mein fuhrer”
  • Well the GOAT spittin fire I’m a chimera I’m here to bring the ending of ya life nearer
  • You don’t know who you fuckin with battlin me
  • I poke holes in ya lungs so that they can breath
  • In a pillow fight you would get left with an open wound my flow is smooth the sound is like butter
  • Catch me poundin ya mother better run if sense/cents smart or else he Pennywise leave this clown in the gutter
  • “You will feel the full wrath and aftermath” I take it you really wanna scare em
  • You a merciless killer on an internet forum but do you act the same way with ya daughters, Erich?
  • Look at ya self in the mirror and admit to ya self that you really need help
  • You told me not to diss ya daughters but with this persona you diss em ya self
  • I think a family of my own would be nice someday with children I could love and cherish, honestly
  • And so I take a look at you and remind myself what kind of parent not to be
  • I watched my father walk into a burnin building to save the people inside
  • I’m watchin you throw ya life away be a man and be the father they need in their life
  • A couple years ago my head was in a dark place I felt conflicted with anger, guilt, fear
  • I thought about my family and that’s the reason I’m still here
  • Now I wish the best for ya daughters I ain’t want em to have that crazy mind
  • I encourage to leave ya old ways behind and take the time to raise em right
  • He logs on and he’s toosense, tough as nails, you better call em the king
  • Logs off and he’s Erich Meyers, a man attached to lost hopes and impossible dreams
  • This world teaches people not to act like themselves celebrities are paid to lie to you bout ya worth
  • Sense a victim who fell for what the media write we just need these stars to get down to earth
  • Never cryin ain’t what make you tough you a man when cryin ain’t something you scared to admit
  • Everybody think it’s cool to carry a 9 till they see a man get carried by 6
  • But even here you became irrelevant the changin of the guard is somethin you just have to accept
  • So since you only got Toosense/two cents to ya name I figured I would send you a reality check

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • This here ain't no battle it is more of an intervention
  • Reality is kids these days dont want to listen ...An this dumb fucks no diffrent
  • Had a long conversation with your Mother...Not cause I care,
  • Cause I really wanna fuck her with no rubber at a fast pace...Pull out an yank this crank all over the dirty scanks face...Snap a couple pics.... When it spits an spatz...Thenn send it as a story. ..To Sorens Snap Chat
  • Damm that shit got graphic quick.. Hey Sorren go grab your Moms phone real quick....Go to her I Cloud and Click
  • That's 20 something pics of my dick......Figured you should see it....Since you always be rydying it..NOW et me get back to what you been hiding an shit
  • I know, .....You know, .. I KNOW......and right now your sitting at home listening,, SAYING PLEASE DONT!...SO I WON'T!!!...Waste no more time leaking words you never thought I'd be speaking
  • Figured if I was gonna hit ya...I'd throw in thekitchen sink...Apparently Rappad aintt the only place , Puppet makes bad decisions
  • So cover your ears kids....Shits about to get Real Explisit!!..NO BULLSHIT.....I'm about to paint a picture of Puppet...That puts Fuck it, ...In a whole new Prosonna...
  • Do you know this DUMB FUCK...... stole his own Moms truck!
  • TOOK her..Brand New Toyota Tacoma ... dipped at 4 in the mornig,..Drove from California to Arizona ..Like he was leading the pack on the last lap at Daytona
  • On a vision quest out west to make music and Collab with SEATH..Puppett picked up some bad habits....Flipped the truck and wrecked it
  • Ended up ssying fuck it...And spending the whole Summer with Seath..and they both got strung out on meth...I guess Ex made um his pet and kept um locked up in his basement =slash -studio
  • Next thing you know he was punching in an out of puppets booty hole, Like he do his vocals...Pysco your a fucking homo, listen to my words coming out your speakers, We all like making music, but you litterly traded ur spinkter for a feature..
  • Puppett got Probed and Stuffed so much....His voice got deeper and his cadence got better...Wanna be a better rapper just get kid napped by an internet predictor
  • P you got some serious issues, ...... it's close to turning tragic,..Need to put it in the rearview and move past it
  • BUT IF YOU CONTINUE TO SEND DICK PICS TO MAVERICK, AND KEEP CLAIMING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, THAT SHIT WILL MAKE YOU A CERTIFIED FAGGOT
  • An dont be bringing up your moms I Cloud up from earlier.....I SENT THOSE TO HER...NOBODY TOLD YOU TO CREEP THROUGH HER PHONE YOU PERFERT
  • Fruitier then a suger cone eit two scoops of rainbow sherbert..KeEP YOUR OPERATIONS COVERT....TMI..ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS and your guys
  • I GOT A BIGGER FISH TO FRY LIKE WHY ALL THESE NEW GUYS ACTING LIKE YOU A PLASTIC BRIDE AND PLACING YOU ON THE TOP TIER?
  • YOU ACT LIKE I WAS GONE FOR YEARS...DISAPEARED A COUPLE MONTHS...COME BACK AND THESE NEWBIS ALL ON YOUR NUTS,
  • WHAT HAPPENED THEY FINALY DROPPED AND ALL THESE FAGGOTS JUMPED AT ONCE,...IM STUMPED DONT THESE CHUMPS CHECK CREDENTIALS
  • CAUSE UR CINDERELLA STORY GOT MORE WHOLES THEN A DOZZEN DOUGHNUTS FROM WINCHELS
  • THE MATH IS SIMPLE, .. Obviously ur OMINOUS main bitch with 5 losses
  • WAIT U LOST 5 TO MAVERIICK TOO, ..SHIT...WELL I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU HIS SIDE CHICK....
  • WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE OWNERSHIP AN TEN HITS THAT HIT LIKE 10 BRICKS...ENOGH Ls to build a tall wall with....and you can call it, THE GREAT WALL OF SNOOZY
  • It's still confusing how the newbies Ranked you on the top,,, OF THE 10 BATTLE PENS...WHEN YOU BEEN TOPPED 10 TIMES BY SNOOZY
  • CONGRATULATIONS an YOUR WELCOME....YOU FINALLY DID IT...TO BAD YOU DIDN'T WRITE ONE BAR DIRECTED AT HIM..
  • MY NO SHOW ACCOUNTED FOR YOUR BIGGEST WIN...so if they ask you what you do diffrent this time then the previous 10
  • TELL THE TRUTH...YOU DIDNT BATTLE UM...1 WIN OUT OF 11...ThAT HAS GOT TO BE RP RECORD...WAY TO SET THE SUB STANDARED
  • YOU ARE THE OFFICIAL RAPPAD PUNCHING BAG Champion..YoI SWEAR TO GOD, IF WE MIXED CEMENT IN PUPPETS ASS AND LET IT DRY QUICK...WE WOULD GET A PERFECT CAST OF SNOOZYS DICK
  • YO I AINT TALKING SHIT SAYING YOU A TEIR BELLOW TOO...YOUR RECORD IS SOMETHING AN 92...ThAT DONT WHISPER OVERRATED IT YELLS AND SHOULD BE ANONSEATED!!!
  • I GOT ONE QUESTION WOULD YOU TAKE MEDICENE IF IT ONLY WORKED HALF THE TIME?...WHOULD YOU PAY FOR A QUARTER OF WEED IF YOU ONLY GOT A DIME?
  • WHOULD YOU Pay for a truck that cranked every other day?...Would you pay for pussy and not get laid?
  • The answer to them questions should be NO FUCKING WAY..50% of anything is unexceptional and well below average
  • Yo I peeped out every battle you ever been in...someone give um a purple heart, Hes a wounded veteran
  • So quit gassing up this puppett and pulling his strings when his winning percentage is in the bottom percent
  • Yo I would rather stick my hand in a sock and make it talk then listen to any thing you drop
  • Dont talk about stocks dropping when you aint even a stock option...heres a tip invest in coffins you seem to need um often
  • I had so many angles to strangle this kid...I couldn't scratch the surface sealing his fate...
  • Damm I'm out of time and didnt bring up your mixed tape...
  • FOR REAL THOUGH YOUR MIXED TAPE WAS SOME CORNY SHIT...
  • I WOULDN'T PASS IT AS A GAG GIFT......I WOULDNT LISTEN TO 5 SECS OF ANY TRACK YOU put on it
  • I wouldn't give it to a DEF kid and subject his deftness to it. ...IWOULDNT BUMP THAT SHIT IF I WAS STUCK IN A CAVE FOR 1000 DAYS IN SILENCE.
  • I WOULDNT BUMP THAT SHIT IF IT GOT KIM ..Klooe AND COURTNY HORNY AND THEY WERE OVER at my house FOR A SLUMBER PARTY
  • I WOULDN'T BUMP THAT SHIT IF IT MADE YOUR MOM STRIP AND RIDE MY DICKKKK....
  • Wait...shit...I did..that my mistake.... how you think I knew how bad it was in the first place
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