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Battle on October 2 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Well ya mother thinks I’m radiant so last night we did the banana split
  • Did you just call ya self ya wordplay wizard? Damn that shit is embarrassin
  • You get ate both pepper and clifford style I get all up in yo grill/jalapeno and bark on ya so just get in line
  • And I am the lizard from geico cause if I get animated then y’all money is mine
  • “If you came out my ass” you got some weird fantasies homie I come in ya mother’s ass
  • Run her a bubble bath and dim the lights while ya father’s asleep she’s makin love to another man
  • You ain’t even record so how are you an MC? You ain’t even got a mic but you just might get checked
  • I kill shit on wax you talkin bout Phils Swift but you can’t even put out a tape so don’t try and flex
  • And you are back and it like an addict you really think you can win? Put the crackpipe down
  • Disconnect ya throat from ya neck cause I don’t give respect to trash, look, I think he mad right now!
  • Think of every list where people on here said “best pen game” “best battler” you always came after me
  • You want Smoke for the combat but my heart is Sub Zero so brace ya self for the fatality
  • If you got such a way with words then why can’t you spell ya own name correctly
  • If you can tell me to comb my hair back I can be a grammar nazi and I ain’t too friendly
  • You can do these written battles since you scared to record but with the puppet ya pen just won’t do
  • You want me to go my hardest? Tough luck! I spent as much time writin for this battle as ya father spent payin attention to you
  • Talkin bout G Easy but don’t get it confused it was YO girl who cheated with me
  • She was blowin me more than a gust of wind so she’s the one who’s breezy ya see
  • Ya mother’s lookin down on you right now shakin her head in disappointment
  • Now I gotta be the one to teach you bout discipline it’s either that or you can join her pick ya poison
  • Hit ya with a jab break ya neck and crack ribs ya head can get ripped quicker than a ketchup packet
  • Ya father never came back cause ya mother saw the puppet and left his ass quick
  • I write shit to make opponents come out a different person y’all just write a basic poison pen
  • And yeah this was a battle for the ages we just separated the boys from men
  • I read some of ya lyrics there’s was somethin missin: substance, wisdom
  • The tile “Poetry of a Blank Mind” is very fuckin fittin ya mind ain’t got nothin in it
  • You can’t hold a candle up to the puppet for these infinity pens I’m somethin more than y’all can handle
  • Tekneek’s just another head on the mantle ya soft ass would get stomped out in wet socks and sandals
  • A poor soul who tried to step to the king but I don’t think he was worthy
  • Cause I could have used all 64 bars but I only needed 30

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