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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Oh its you… the fucking prick who’s allergic to annotations
  • you give whiney bitch and moan feedback, don’t know how I thought you were worth admiration,
  • you must hate the color yellow, wonder how you would of found yo way in the Wizard of Oz,
  • told his bad breath ass he need to chew on a Big Red….he went and ate Clifford the Dog..
  • ya bitch hit me up to Hitchcock, im the father of suspense so dont go putting ya 2 cents,
  • ill Michael Jackson ya nose, gauge ya eyes and cut off each ear…now they could call you Twosense(Toosense)
  • you’re two sense, fewer than Daredevil ya lucky I didn’t break ya teeth,
  • at least I know you’re feeling this, tongue left intact so you can taste defeat,
  • this shit is a nuisance, how much of a biased bitch you’re made of I knew since
  • you ranted on my battle with Motto, you’re not ass, you’re assachusetts
  • with two tits! I’m guessing, because you give feedback like an emotioned female,
  • and me? well.. im so gangster my Email even carries a glock, that’s code for Gmail,
  • when he fails, you’ll see the shit he say dont add up like broken weed scales,
  • shit talking Infinity Pens, is it Truman? (true man), fuck around and leave you like President Trumans security detail
  • thats a man down…i dont know who fucks with you, but someone PLEASE get they mans now!
  • you saw my collab with Holorhyme and it triggered you…those results made me dam proud,
  • your “Alpha hood” felt threatened, well calm your tits and simmer chap,
  • the W is a bad bitch ill let you have, but Indian (In The End) it doesn’t even matter, so Giver (give her) back!
  • his brains been absent since birth, plus he’s abstinent… that mean his liver wack,
  • im here to deliver rap, you said if I win you’d let me fuck yo wife, you might wanna reconsider that
  • if we were a baked winter snack, you’d be the fucking bitter batch
  • test me and yo heart will no longer pitter patter if this hitter bats
  • cause the pitchers trash, 4 balls thrown at me then im walking to first base?
  • pussy please, i wouldn’t let you get away with that many in the first place,
  • cause after the first ball, id break yo jaw and that scenario aint even the worst case
  • put a shotty to ya face, ya whole top get Thrown back if you fuck wit my Thursday,
  • ill turn yo birthday to your hearse day…
  • this guys a level 100 Dark Elf who tried to cast Black Magic on me…but of course the curse gay,
  • he said “Alakazick, I like dick”, then ate penises in a curved shape, I blinked once and hes on his third plate
  • only reason I bring you to the club is so the ugly bitches could flock to you....thats bird bait!
  • but you know what doesn’t make too much sense, ya battle with Psycho, i was late and it was news to me,
  • the battle aint what shocked me, its seeing an old fuck in the threads summarizing puberty
  • are you a creep? he dons a Trench Coat flashing teenage boys with nudity
  • cause it makes you feel powerful like a dicktator.. for tryna be Castro, get castrated like Cuban Beef
  • they said AYE YOO BX ITS TOOSENSE….I said bitch who is he? O__o
  • as soon as he reveal himself who to be, thats fuck a discount, BAM BAM! here’s two for free!
  • thats the shooters fee, and you’re VIP so take these front row seats
  • here’s a tip for handling big bitches, you needa have her backing it up or the truck won’t beep,
  • and with that advice alone, im the best wing man you ever had, but still you player two,
  • for putting a Red flag in front of this Bull, the can’ll let you grow wings like them angels do,
  • ya bars light like Angel Food, ill aim at you, click clack then BANG at you
  • ill pay a bum a quarter to get you Juked then Boxed, you wont be singing the same old tune
  • ya bitch dropped a bombshell, she tweeted ya dicks Micro,soft and you couldnt Excel at making her yell all night,
  • Momma taught me manners, you hungry? here, help yourself to some food and BOOM, help yourself to life!
  • I only respect rappers as nice as me so im ARYAN(airing) you out cause you are not my kind
  • its grind time, you supposed to live till 80..but one shot from this 9 finna alter the timeline,
  • I could never BX'd out, till im out its the BX, who the fuck you think you are to give me a lecture,
  • my gym teacher told me to stretch more often, so I came here to leave you in a stretcher..bitch....

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Bx got his cadets, Fooled and finessed, But Sense about to audit his war chest,
  • An dissect his battle readiness an his padded winning percentages
  • Your cadets represent the decision in 80% of your victorys,
  • So your comroderis became commoditys and upped the quantity of opponents you bodied
  • You Embody a circle of jerks working with all hands on deck
  • infenety pens gripping Techs an Trills rydying each others dicks like a sac full of testticalls
  • BX ain't shit minus his handful of expendables your record questionable
  • 12 lips wrapped around one dick blowing just to inflate your ego,
  • Got you gased up like diesel , Ur weapons aren't lethal, Sense will trophy dis cat like Cecil
  • X out B quicker then a HoverStreet BG..Sense will be the crochetety onarary old cus
  • You want me to be,Just tell me why none of you young fucks can keep up
  • Wiser then you whimper snappers, whip out this snapper and get to clapping,
  • CLAP ON...CLAP OFF...cut your mother fucking lights off,
  • Pull your meter quick, got a heater that will warm you up a with click, warm up your whole clique
  • Pass he Pasos, Quick...this hoto thinks hes head honcho but I turned the Mesa's were you sit
  • Sense is all in, An ur asking for a count..jus use the chip on urshoulder it will cover the amount,
  • Ur whole team drawling dead no doubt, U can do the math in your head, but still cant figure the pay out
  • BxX=Y equations when it come to excuses you got a beautiful mind like Matt Damon's...
  • But it's simple subtraction at its finest, Got ur number at its primest when Dic Rides are minused
  • It doesn't take a rocket scientest o add up the mileage you cifened from your alliance
  • The gap between us, is the Mic, ..Smack u wit my Strahan type at best,
  • Pull up and put this 9..2 your chest and make a Giant mess
  • THIS PRICKS CONVINCED THIS SHIT IS FIXED AND THE JUDGES DONT KNOW SHIT IF HE AINT THRE PICK
  • Like we should be speechless and star struck but B would catch zzzs and get slept on at Star Bucks
  • HE GIVES TWO FUCKS ABOUT THE OPPION OF HIS PEERS, TO BUSY SHEDDING INFINITY TEARS LIKE A BITCH WIT GRUDGE
  • YO BX tell everyone, HOW PRIVATE MESAGED. EVERY JUDGE!! looking for love like you get from pens
  • All in the inbox of grown men , hitting our DMs with persuading aligations about the opponent you was facing, saying are judging ain't juss
  • TRYING TO THROW MOTTO UNDER THE BUS, Calling him a biter and a cheat, sending link after link to some battles you think he peeped last week
  • Fact is you where out punched and out barred and the 2nd round was as far as you was going on the card
  • ADMIT it made you sic watching your own click represent without you, YOUR SUCH A SELF CENTERED PRICK, YOU HAD TO MAKE THERE WINS ABOUT YOU
  • Fuck that I see right through your Oakie Doke, got ta provoke drama an low down tactics
  • BUT BX STILL GOT XILED OUT THE BRACKETS...This Cinderella Man wants recognition without practise
  • Aqua-duct another L from Aqua bro BX is just a Thirsty ho not a savage wit the pen..
  • ITS Maddness, Your team leads the league in assists...But none yall want the ball under the basket
  • Sense will smack that shit bacwards, Shater dem glass backboards like the slippers worn by you faggots
  • This dudes been avoiding losses with the help of his caucus, buying votes like he running for office
  • BX ain't ever been bar spitting, Hes a politician , politicking an rigging the system wit the assistance of his infinity Henchmen
  • Fuck the Pens and there Penmenship, I out Pen Men and make um jump ship quick!
  • NoStar an Trill the only two, Too really fuck wit, and both of them still suspect, For teaming up with you four faggots
  • Infinity Pens the whole name screams QUEER!...You Disney kids need to change your profile pics to s pick of BUZZ LIGHT YEAR
  • Let's face it that's the only way Neo gonna catch a BUZZ around here,..and how you got an assassin named storm when he ain't rained in a battle all
  • And Technic couldn't put togeather barzz if he was playing pennie slots, fruity lines is all this cherries drops
  • I Almost forgot your new nobody on your front line HalloRhyme I guess you will pass a pen to any no galant faggot
  • Fuck it I'm glad they recruited. number 7 in the MIX...Cause now when I murder BX he can really get carried by six

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