Battles vs Ceeingee
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Must be a COMEDIC rap. Made to make people LAUGH.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //Verse 1
- Garlic bread is great
- Fun to eat and fun to create
- I eat it all day and I eat it all night
- If you dont like garlic bread, get ready for a fight
- Cuz garlic breads the best
- Now im obsessed
- With the garlic bread
- Dont starve, eat garlic bread instead
- Cuz garlic bread is the best thing in the world
- If you dont like garlic bread, im now concerned
- Cuz it tastes heavenly, it is so good
- If you dont like garlic bread, you had a bad childhood
- So put it in your mouth and just begin to chew
- If you disrespect it im coming for you
- Garlic Bread's the best thing on this earth
- I have been obsessed since my birth
- I don't know how much garlic breads worth
- But i know it is alot, because its amazing
- I think of garlic bread and i get extreme cravings
- I go to a shop filled with it and blow my savings
- Garlic bread will be my life and my fate
- I swear to god garlic bread is so great!
- //Verse 2
- Me and Donald trump eating garlic bread in my house
- I dont eat meat, not a single pig or cow
- I can survive purely on garlic bread
- Ill eat garlic bread till the day that im dead
- Ill eat the entire world supply
- Ill love garlic bread till the day that i die
- If i run out of it, ill sit down cry
- Then ill go look for more until my mood is high
- I'd go deep underground or way up in the sky
- When i eat garlic bread, im so happy that i could fly
- To garlic bread, i never wanna say goodbye
- If i see garlic bread i say "Thats mine"
- Garlic Bread is the whole point of life
- Garlic Bread stops all world crime
- If you haven't tried it, you should get some right now
- If you do not like it, ill be wondering how
- Garlic bread is better than me, and its better than you
- Its better than Veggies and its better than fruit
- Its better than soda and its better than juice
- When its in my mouth, its like a bullet hit
- Garlic bread, i love it!
- //Verse 3
- My pies are great but my garlic bread is better
- I love garlic bread down to the letter
- "When will i stop eating it?": Never
- Not in a million years, not ever
- X marks the spot, and garlic bread is the treasure
- The pleasure garlic bread provides is something that you cant measure
- Ill eat it forever
- Why dont we eat it together?
- If you like garlic bread, you are clever
- This is my attention, garlic bread is the center
- So people, remember what i said
- You should respect garlic bread
- Until the day that you dead
- //Outro
- Garlic bread good
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'll try my best to battle ya with a comedy rap
- I bet your lines will be as crap as a comedy slap
- Take it from me, you probably will be a G that loves to hug a tree
- This is how funny I can get, wait... yep, I am pretty sure of it
- Maybe you'll be more funnier, but probably not
- Wait, I'm gonna hold that thought
- I got more rhymes than a rhyming pro
- I'm a rhyming pro, I'mma gonna write a flow
- I know, it doesn't sound that sense making
- This rap is the best I can do, but probably you can do better, or probably not, ha