Battles  JayAlexanderMusic vs juniper

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BYOB

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juniper won this battle!

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Battle on July 9 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Yeah, listen, I was told about a BYOB
  • A schism separated me from reality
  • I wonder, if I'll ever come back to myself
  • Just maybe, these battles can recover my lyrical wealth
  • So who's first to throw down, huh? Dappah?
  • You think you're neat and tidy, but your style's in the crapper
  • There's nothing personal here, just business
  • So I hope nobody minds that I'm about to skin this
  • Little pussy bitch from god fucking knows where
  • Motherfucker, you're more annoying than long nose hair
  • And we ain't gonna go dirty with this shit, don't go there
  • Or I'll be forced to behead you like overpowered Nair
  • I was given one opponent to face, he just bounced
  • Turns out he was scared when he saw me ready to pounce
  • Or maybe he's too afraid to go toe to toe with me, yo
  • I'm the all powerful like Morpheus, he's just Neo
  • Except without the happy ending, no masseuse
  • I can see right through you, your style's obtuse
  • And yet you still manage to remain one dimensional
  • And yet I still manage to remain unconventional
  • I spit it with a style that you ain't never seen before
  • So just hang your head in shame like human Eeyore
  • As I scream on about how I ended your career
  • And how your head was a prize on my mantle like a deer
  • I'm so high on a pedestal I can't even see you
  • I'm here to treat you like Humpty Dumpty at Ikea
  • I'm gonna rip you apart, can't be put back together
  • And I'll do the same to your crew like birds of a feather
  • I am not afraid to body a beat, but today
  • I have to speak my mind without, there's no other way
  • So here's to your career, pour one out for the dead
  • Alexander is the culprit, taking off Dappah's head

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Alright, imma have to pull some mad shit here.
  • Kill this little shakespeare with the rhymes that I commandeer, every Volunteeron the frontier.
  • Steer clear, before I come with the spear that RIOT used to kill Amir the queer, add Seth and this shit got madly severe.
  • Ain't turning the left ear, you may feel that I ain't on the same tier, I've made entire careers disappear
  • If someone starts beef, a diss appears, piercing any confidence, to convince to them my intelligence
  • If this ain't supposed to be a diss, I'm still gonna find a way to slap this bitch Like Madonna and Prince.
  • (Verse 2)
  • What shit could you throw on me? "You're gay!" "You can't rap!"
  • Your boy Dap gonna need more to take out than that, get into combat and I'll snap that little strap-on that you use to fuck for votes, damn
  • Things have worsened, blood everywhere, I'm a bad surgeon, ain't leavin me with a rappin burden, you don't wanna see what I write behind curtains.
  • Winnin' this off of pure exuberance, I'm the rap nuisance who beatin everyone leavin' it lookin' like a illusion
  • Gettin' to the next division, just stayin' on the equation, I'm slicin' with my flow, never mistaken like Jason.
  • Haven't fell into the rat race, no cheddar chase, better run from that cat face, now you'll see the ways I use to treat snakes
  • Got the lyrical rhymes sharper than a blade, would you believe your bitch quoting more of my lines than Joey Nade's
  • Look, messin' with me is worse than the bubonic plague, what else I gotta say?.
  • (Verse 3)
  • Bxile, we understand first stage is denial, decaying all my rivals, been followin' the same cycle.
  • Surprised you made it this far, cause this trial is suicidal, making some big waves, call me tidal.
  • Makin' the Bible look homicidal, fuelin' the lyrical missile, got you prayin' for a miracle.
  • Bx, I understand you got that lyrical skill, but attack me with more than a pistol.
  • My plans diabolical, your rhymes don't hurt me, prodigal, one bullet, and it's going right through your skull.
  • All I gotta say, it's been a good battle, but Jack, don't stay near the candle, cause it'll burn your 2 inch handle.
  • (Verse 4)
  • Stan Lee, Stan Lee, so hey, can Shady stand up?
  • Haha, im joking. its called comedy, god. what are you? A Swayze Wannabe?
  • Quality over quantity, haven't seen that from you, better add that to your biography.
  • Got this Bloody thing that has Xerosis, on the floor Idling, sad because he ain't got no loving, I'm sitting here pre-writing his eulogy now that's somethin' (Ha)

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