Battles JayAlexanderMusic vs juniper
RULES
BYOB
Max of 63 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
juniper won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on July 9 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yeah, listen, I was told about a BYOB
- A schism separated me from reality
- I wonder, if I'll ever come back to myself
- Just maybe, these battles can recover my lyrical wealth
- So who's first to throw down, huh? Dappah?
- You think you're neat and tidy, but your style's in the crapper
- There's nothing personal here, just business
- So I hope nobody minds that I'm about to skin this
- Little pussy bitch from god fucking knows where
- Motherfucker, you're more annoying than long nose hair
- And we ain't gonna go dirty with this shit, don't go there
- Or I'll be forced to behead you like overpowered Nair
- I was given one opponent to face, he just bounced
- Turns out he was scared when he saw me ready to pounce
- Or maybe he's too afraid to go toe to toe with me, yo
- I'm the all powerful like Morpheus, he's just Neo
- Except without the happy ending, no masseuse
- I can see right through you, your style's obtuse
- And yet you still manage to remain one dimensional
- And yet I still manage to remain unconventional
- I spit it with a style that you ain't never seen before
- So just hang your head in shame like human Eeyore
- As I scream on about how I ended your career
- And how your head was a prize on my mantle like a deer
- I'm so high on a pedestal I can't even see you
- I'm here to treat you like Humpty Dumpty at Ikea
- I'm gonna rip you apart, can't be put back together
- And I'll do the same to your crew like birds of a feather
- I am not afraid to body a beat, but today
- I have to speak my mind without, there's no other way
- So here's to your career, pour one out for the dead
- Alexander is the culprit, taking off Dappah's head
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Alright, imma have to pull some mad shit here.
- Kill this little shakespeare with the rhymes that I commandeer, every Volunteeron the frontier.
- Steer clear, before I come with the spear that RIOT used to kill Amir the queer, add Seth and this shit got madly severe.
- Ain't turning the left ear, you may feel that I ain't on the same tier, I've made entire careers disappear
- If someone starts beef, a diss appears, piercing any confidence, to convince to them my intelligence
- If this ain't supposed to be a diss, I'm still gonna find a way to slap this bitch Like Madonna and Prince.
- (Verse 2)
- What shit could you throw on me? "You're gay!" "You can't rap!"
- Your boy Dap gonna need more to take out than that, get into combat and I'll snap that little strap-on that you use to fuck for votes, damn
- Things have worsened, blood everywhere, I'm a bad surgeon, ain't leavin me with a rappin burden, you don't wanna see what I write behind curtains.
- Winnin' this off of pure exuberance, I'm the rap nuisance who beatin everyone leavin' it lookin' like a illusion
- Gettin' to the next division, just stayin' on the equation, I'm slicin' with my flow, never mistaken like Jason.
- Haven't fell into the rat race, no cheddar chase, better run from that cat face, now you'll see the ways I use to treat snakes
- Got the lyrical rhymes sharper than a blade, would you believe your bitch quoting more of my lines than Joey Nade's
- Look, messin' with me is worse than the bubonic plague, what else I gotta say?.
- (Verse 3)
- Bxile, we understand first stage is denial, decaying all my rivals, been followin' the same cycle.
- Surprised you made it this far, cause this trial is suicidal, making some big waves, call me tidal.
- Makin' the Bible look homicidal, fuelin' the lyrical missile, got you prayin' for a miracle.
- Bx, I understand you got that lyrical skill, but attack me with more than a pistol.
- My plans diabolical, your rhymes don't hurt me, prodigal, one bullet, and it's going right through your skull.
- All I gotta say, it's been a good battle, but Jack, don't stay near the candle, cause it'll burn your 2 inch handle.
- (Verse 4)
- Stan Lee, Stan Lee, so hey, can Shady stand up?
- Haha, im joking. its called comedy, god. what are you? A Swayze Wannabe?
- Quality over quantity, haven't seen that from you, better add that to your biography.
- Got this Bloody thing that has Xerosis, on the floor Idling, sad because he ain't got no loving, I'm sitting here pre-writing his eulogy now that's somethin' (Ha)