Battles Croc vs Maverick
RULES
BYOB MOTHERFUCKER
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Look at this motherfucker tryna be a poet
- He got no rap skill showin' and he knows it
- His lack of backing tracks is instrumental in his failure
- I may be temperamental, but from God, dear son I'm gonna nail ya
- You ain't real, that's why your actual "raps" are getting slated
- That's why you turned to poetry, Maverick hated that he's fabricated
- And so easily torn apart like a cheap shirt that costs fuck all
- I'll take you to school when I drag you underwater, call it an honour roll
- How can you possibly say you've got this down to a t?
- I'll kick your putt to the Gulf of Mexico when I swing
- That's before I pull the big guns on a fool, on par to make a hole in one
- Swing my club and send you flying like a birdie, just for fun
- I will leave you wilted like a flower in heat - a thousand and three degrees
- This vegetarian don't want beef, so in the middle we meet
- Swing your fist but you missed again, but damn I
- Swing high and blow up when I land mine
- I'm like a lit cannon when I get slammin'
- But Maverick's mum crapped him and said "shit happens" then abandoned him
- Now he comes against the champion acting like a big shot?
- You think your shit's hot, but my diarrhoea on a heater wraps a slip knot
- Around your sick thoughts, think you're perfect - not
- Even a little bit, your dribble couldn't hit Croc
- Shit even my spittle is more dangerous
- You're the lamest bitch, and it's a shame to miss
- The shots you're taking which couldn't maim a kid
- So I'm gonna slay this prick and I'mma name him "brick"
- 'Cause he still plays with Lego, but he only has Mega Bloks
- The only thing real about this egg is his love for male head on his cock
- Here's an alphabetic alliteration for you, maggot
- My mate Maverick makes Mercury look less faggot
- Oops I fucked up, I guess that makes two of us
- Kissing my ass well I'll fart and leave you in sewer dust
- I knew you were bust, but not like a female's chest
- What I meant is your excitement when you were pinned down and stretched
- Your man calls you Baby Carrot, and you could've only won a BYOB in B.C.
- 'Cause that was before me, when I started the deforming
- Of this wack sucker who now pleads for me
- To save him from drowning but I'mma release the C
- The O L T, relate to this motherfucker 'cause he's O L D
- And keeps flogging a dead horse, and now that's all we see
- He should move on to an abused donkey, 'cause Maverick just got his ass kicked
- And I don't need a backing track to beat this slapstick
- Wannabe poet, with no flow except now that he's washed up
- And he's about to be buried in the forest 'cause he just pissed off a monster
DEFENDER'S RAP
- That music disc'll be the newest Binge EP, something I wouldn't binge episodes of on MTV from the boob-tube like it's titularly
- Wanna go tit for tat? I'll nip it in the bud...
- So if this kangaroo'll set up this kinky rule, then it's on like Donkey Kong and King K Rool is gettin' beat
- Now when I drop a fresh nugget on their doorstep, it ain't food delivery.
- You must be a clothing iron, you're always in the threads like ya hot
- But you're a fucking pussy behind ya internet log
- Insensitive honkey saying the N-word a lot, white privilege and common sense: pick a side
- Yo this is ironic, 'cause after I skin you alive they'll judge ME for the color of YOUR skin when I wear you like leather Vuitton.
- Croiky, Croc don't know flow's off, go form a croy in ya voice box
- 'Cause yo tone coincides with Moik Pahka diving in a koi pond
- Reptiloids avoid spotlights, I sound like an ogre – so of course this is my swamp
- Try sinkin' ya jaws, pick me apart? You can't even swim with the sharks
- Your rhythms flawed 'cause spittin' bars starts gettin' hard when you SOUND MULTITASKED,
- With yo MOUTH FULLY CRAMMED and lip-locked QuickWit's little cock.
- Battling is more up MY alley, you're too gay'ta snap
- F'real, I'on think YOU even know where your sexual orientation's at
- Insisting on incest with a cousin while being a queer and tryna' be some fat chick's prince charmin'
- I guess it makes sense all along... 'Cause Alex Jones saw you kissin' a frog
- Triple entendre.
- Fuck a trip to the tundra,
- Home is where the heart is, but for his punchlines – wetlands/what-lands is not.
- Now let's up the ante with Adam, scratchin' adamantium at 'em if he's adamant with his clause
- Sweet tooth? Add a mint to his candy, I gotta make Lemon drop – I'm a confectioner, this is my job
- Hungry for war, when life gave me a lemming I put a brick in the wall
- The same wall you're welcome to huff paint from like I'm gettin' ya hire/higher
- Hiraeth, son I know you're inspired
- Few months ago you declined to go in at writing like "I'll get my ass kicked" ya not wrong,
- So only thing that I lost? My shoes, 'cause I got a foothold on Croc's