Battles DEXIETYTHERAPPER vs
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I had alot of feelings inside but them feelings just died,nigga I gave you prescription
- For them pills like thotianna, I make ur bitch suck for me like she giving me sloppy toppy, ate ur bitch last week,
- Deepthroated that bitch so hard she couldn't speak, im like blueface come out with not one but two bangers at the same time,boy look at u
- Ur a pussy cat, I got eyes of the tiger never forget that,I slice and dice like the dread head kid from rug rats,pull out with an Uzi with an extended clip, have ur bitch next to me getting that extended whip,
- Im a one man army, got girls looking at me from the sidelines like cardi, imma legend this Glock knows, but hitch hike until
- Till this weak guy called a rapper close, I know u waiting for some pussy wait hold up I forgot you never heard a girl moan
- ,Life is tuff I'm glad that you challenged me, im going to carribean for my retirement, got fish under the sea like the hoes in my mansion,bro if I was like u
- I would be imbarrassed of me,and that's basically my whole mantality my mantality is dark, and ark is back to make his mark,imma King
- And my chair has been tooken for a minute but I'm back thanks for keeping warm, my delivery of my raps can bring a tornado storm, these thoughts are implement,and there bare like I'm
- Feeding u my rap God medicine, I was born for this shit, and I'm not weak u dumb nigga my boost is unlimited, I got tea for everybody hell is like I'm the joker🃏 feeding my knife in u u can't take it
- ,This political speaking u not hearing cause u won't make it, wat a shame freedy, u got greedy, wanting everyone and everything
- In the book easy, well life took a toll this Time now look at u ur raps dont worth more than a dime, man you know wat im done talking to you about this shit I already cooked you, man you like them fish i was talking about i already hooked u
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I crack an egg over ya head and let you sit in the oven for a couple minutes
- I’m authentic cookin but I’m still raw with it welcome to the fuckin kitchen
- Throw you in the blender make a flesh n bone smoothie, ya know, for the kids
- Meet ya defeat when I talk to you these MCs like beef on the barbecue I’m scorchin em
- You ain’t got no passion think hamburgers vs cheeseburgers it’s different once you got the cheddar
- You ain’t gettin the profit if I’m splittin ya noggin cause I’m ill with that raw shit that’s salmonella
- Now that I followed these rules and left ya little feelings real hurt
- I whooped ya ass in this cookin class so now it’s time for a real verse
- Well it’s the right rapper in the body of a white cracker
- Rhyme crafter sly bastard hone the craft I mastered
- Ya mind backwards if you say I’m trippin like acid
- Why ask it? I leave you spinnin on ya y-axis
- It’s quite magic how I craft career climaxes
- In my own world I’m Alice lookin for the white rabbit
- Psychopathic with my habits of knife slashin
- And wife smashin by my side laughin with her eyes dancin
- The last of the real with a massive appeal
- At least that’s how I feel on the track like a wheel
- You ain’t clappin the steel lettin guns bang
- You click clackin ya heels on the runway
- This right up my alley I was born to do this
- Take ya life as ya family hears the organ music
- At the funeral remove ya soul from the hollow shell
- You ain’t animated with the long nose like Gargamel
- You sittin on the couch writin fabricated fiction
- Unable to complete with my accolades and wisdom
- Givin y’all a show but like cabaret it’s different
- This one’s a true MC throwin batarangs at victims
- Can’t be put to sleep an insomniac when on the track
- Everything you thought you had you bout to watch it all collapse