CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'm the all around tyrannical tyrannosaurus animal with the powers of soul like Lionel Richie and The Commodores
• I got that diamond-studded onesie and a tin of Dapper Dan when I come through like Zeus with killer juice in my pompadour
• I'll wear a king crab shell on my head and paint myself red and just stare at all you mother fuckers at a bus stop
• I'll pop a jalapeño popper on your turf with Papa Whopper with a freezing cold Frosty on the streets of Benghazi
• I'll sip some orange Sunkist that sizzles out of a tongue cyst
• I got a vibe that's too quirky when I jive with jive-turkeys
• I'm so deaf that I think in sign language but I have no idea what I'm thinking because I'm blind as fuck
• I'm Marcus Marvelous but introduce myself as Johnny Arsonist
• My dragon eyes are green and lizard-like and every scale is paper white and laminated with an elemental gloss
• My DNA will change and ripple all the way across the universe because the fibers of my being are entirely evolved
• My aura is a force field that resembles an aurora and the colors always change to other colors that you'll never understand because they're not from this dimension or any other
• Let me unexplain the inexplicable
• I'll drop my cock in your glass of milk and start blowing bubbles in it
• You know what else I can do with my cock?
• Shovel your driveway
• My ideas run the gamut and my brain is always active so you better fucking bring it when you step in my direction
• I got Cracker Jacks for anyone and I'm whack enough for moles on a fat lady's face
• I got three uni-brows on a forehead that ain't even mines
• Gnaw mean?
• I'mma be a contestant on Jeopardy and when it comes to the Final Jeopardy question, I'mma write "what is" and then draw a weiner going into a pachina
• Yuh feel me?
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• Hello?
• Tap tap tap
• Is this thing on?