Battles  Jobs vs Mottee

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Jobs here bout to Spring into action Motto, in Summer-y, he has his jaw flappin
  • Flip your Motto moniker reverse the season on him sounds like we movin on to Autumn
  • Like how you bout to fall, give the Win-ta me while I stop, roll, drop kick your bottom
  • Cuz nobody gotta pair big as me, making ladies smile like I'm Sunny D. D's what? Deez nuts. Got em!
  • “When I pick a fight I generally win. it’s usually a body bag” says Major douche-bag
  • Makes sense when you battle with dead weights and old hags, clean your chin, here’s a rag
  • Cause when you suck your own dick you don’t get to brag only get to wave the white flag
  • You flaggin and spazzin, I'm coming with flames like a dragon. I'm gonna put you away
  • No matter what you say I mean errybody knows Motto is just another word for Cliches
  • I looked up top ten mottos to live by I think I found the one for him, guys
  • The Hippocratic oath, cause when he rap battles he does no harm, nobody dies, no cause for alarm
  • Or maybe it's "I will survive", cause that's the best you can manage
  • While when I attack, unimaginable damage you get nothing but bandaged
  • Or maybe "Simplify" Why? Simple if I read his raps my intelligence fries trying to slow to his flow
  • Bro, here's one to pocket from Tupac: "You either evolve or disappear" Oh
  • That explains why I saw you fading in my mirror, rear view, cold in the snow
  • When I drove you to the edge of insanity left you to jump, spewing profanity
  • While I head out of this small town going to sign pro-fan's-titties in the big city
  • This about to get nitty gritty as your lines get more shitty and the girls I kiss get more pretty
  • Tomato ToMotto why I oughta bottle you up, not gonna coddle ya
  • I'll swaddle ya in awful honesty. You old, you outdated like an Iphone 3
  • You're still teethin. I'm breathin Fire and ice, sugar and spice, leaving you scratching like lice
  • Never great; just nice, never tight, Just Aight, I'm just right, you just might,
  • Just write enough to justify your life but just if I
  • Fight with both eyes closed and right hand tied behind my back,have enough strength with no rest
  • Slap you up, down lastly left, rightly to your last breath; Any last requests?
  • You hide behind kiddy curse word bursts; Let’s talk bout your last verse not your words; your terms.
  • More like a tapeworm, A Dracula, a parasite, why you gotta swipe a rhyme from another guy’s?
  • You ain’t got storage, no terabyte so you tear a bite from what he writes?
  • Then try to hit em with that Tricky Dick bullshit but we all know that ain’t what you spit
  • While I'm growing tighter with every line there's a fighter inside of my mind
  • Slicing he's dicing your guy like onions, plenty of violence
  • While Up on my toes (raking your hoes) I'll hose you down sure, then, make you sore: bunions,
  • Bench you with my timin' you reach, you screech: violins. You tryin I'm defying, rhyming, arriving
  • While you work the same used line for the hundredth time (Derp) I get your own party workin: Wylin
  • Tomato ToMotto I retched up regurgitated that rhyme, which is fine since you still playing Ketch-up
  • This Cat's up, used nine lives he's hung up: can suck cock I get hot still, Christian Bale: Hostile
  • Motto, you no Bismark, Otto von. You a mismark I’ll speed over you: Autobahn
  • I will win this unanimous you gonna be smoked like cannabis
  • I've got girls clamorous, amorous, you fragile papyrus, dead, not coming back, no Lazarus
  • Jobs coming, brilliantly thinking, hazardous, existing in a more pro state.
  • Motto you stinkin and cancerous, just like your own prostate

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Jobs a well mannered bitch, this isn’t hate, All it take is a well timed curse word for job chances to disintegrate
  • And I got a bullet for that moment, let’s shoot dis ina “great”
  • Since you claim to be so fire, bullet let you feel the heat when dis integrate
  • Talkin bout I’m too arrogant, whatcha expect dissing a great
  • I’ll take jobs ina warehouse, put dis in a crate
  • I’m Pissin ya fate away, fuck the river styx if you think you immortal
  • Venus flytrap at your memorial, Jobs shop wasn’t floral
  • Ima rock amongst the current in this battle shit but still grow better, this isn’t Coral
  • But in my reef this clown’ll have to fish for his child
  • I hope you got some personals, cuz mine missing this round
  • Straight Fire all Round since this circus act just Rolled into town
  • Don’t doubt your self man, I know it’s hard with a split consciousness
  • You flip flop personalities all the time, I’m worried bob
  • Don’t run up on me tho, in a schizophrenic rage tryna rob
  • I’ll carve yo own name on your face. Them tattoos make you a slob
  • Then I’ll ask you, “calm down and answer, Can YOU even get you jobs?”
  • Talking all that trash bitch you should be worried
  • Advertising MY death for the community to see, oh this is funny
  • You ain’t know all those Jobs in the newspapers is about you?
  • Fuck the last page that whole shit covered in your Obituary
  • But you Singing your own praises, all I hear is Welcome to my funeral and it sound amazing
  • Graham couldn’t do it better, it’s sad this ain’t Mario. Cuz THIS Dark Round don’t mean you goin places
  • Ironic how Ina HANDwritten verse JOBS told JAC to stop Jacking off
  • Arcade games, these weasels keep popping up just to dig up dirt ima Whack Em All
  • Did you even prepare for me bro? Besides recent shit? Did you not Check my Resume tho?
  • What kind of Job doesn’t even look through the Portfolio
  • But These Are The Games We Play, until I Push A Tech in ya face
  • Talkin about final 4 predictions knowin I’m the best in the race
  • I earned my arrogance, time after time I’ve been judged Overvalued then found to be Laced
  • I’m not somebody to error against, one mistake and It’s exposed like Kim nudes you know I’m Sharin it
  • Long story short from the jump i was never the one to air against
  • Start lookin around for you, the nerves got me stiffer than a mannequin
  • Everybody a suspect even if he cough he jobs nigga I’m panicking
  • So it’s nothin to start buckin at mouths if they flap in the wind
  • A frat kid will get a lot in his skin, all because this nigga Jobs got me energized to crash somebody again
  • How jobs a threat, what the fuck has this nigga proven yet really
  • Honestly we can all ride bikes who couldn't pop a Wheelie
  • Then you spit trash into my ears after you drowned that nigga, a Wet Willie
  • Lmao I heard somebody put you up as a winner, that bets silly
  • In this economy who puts stock in jobs with no interest that's just an easy way to lose money
  • But throughout all yo battles I noticed one thing, bro, dude funny
  • Remind me of Jimz, a battle rapper who made us laugh until a punch had his nose runny
  • The Fuck is wrong with these niggas man, my record cleaner than a whistle from Peter Pan
  • But the first suspected incident all the sudden I’m conceited? Damn
  • In a culture where I fill the stands and support till I’m bleedin man?
  • Lmao funny the only real dirt on me is actually watching battles to be a fan

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