CHALLENGER'S RAP

• relationship? more like relationshit
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• this boy cries and talks about suicide
• while i get by with a bottle and a bowl
• and i try to tell him that he has a soul
• but i'm lying over keys so he doesn't take it personally
• even if his personality is pretty shitty
• i don't wanna see him die over me
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• he's a waste of space and he knows it
• he blows it with the ladies because he's a big baby
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• crying over mommy and daddy when they yell
• but i tell him the world's not done because he hasn't won
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• your life isn't perfect but i'm telling you it's worth it
• all this yelling that you do and the cutting only hurts it
• it gets infinitely better if you give it a shot or take one
• my words suck but they're all i've got left for you
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• you got issues, grab some tissues
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• but i'm not some airport baggage claim or therapist
• sympathetic ear to your rolling tears
• i'll listen to your fears but i'll tell you the truth
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• you need to grow up pronto
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• or you'll never learn to process your own problems
• and i can't solve them and neither can she
• you gotta speak to the professionals
• it's not weak to get help with what you wrestle with