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Write whatever is on your mind or what you feel like writing about I don't care lol.
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Battle on February 24 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hi my name is Craven big butts is what I'm craving
- I'm the Human Torch so flame in is what I'm blazing
- I have a painful flavor this slap is what your tasting
- I have a playful nature raining games but I'm playing
- I'm a player I'm just playing I'm not yes I am
- I'm just doing less work around here the best I can
- And the best I can do is inspire and motivate
- Only the best can learn listen and one day potentate
- Trying to smoke a lace in the hopes to cope the fate
- But no matter how gray I'm still in my golden state
- And hope to stay as long as I'm here breathing
- You want a phone when oxygen is a severe needing?
- What a Jackass he threw himself in outer space
- Out of his inner space is why his ass is out of place
- He doesn't know who he is less knowing with the go
- The world beats the drum he's just going with the flow
- I'm feeling like a Jedi like Yoda with cutters
- But I'm as flexible as a yoga instructor
- That if I met a female clone of me and met her now
- I would put this fucking rubber on and stretch her out
- What incest? were not related we just the same
- She from another dimension so we fuck in vain
- Although I would expect to hear the so in plain
- Just ask the average, I'm talking about Joe and Jane
- I'm below in average but far above insane
- No everyone else is my IQ is far above the plane
- So love me or hate me love is sweet it adds to raisins
- A hater does love you it's just secret admiration
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hi Cravin I'm David sorry my jaw is like a wall how is your hand is it achin/
- Dawg your shakin are you cold here is a blanket/
- Look man your hand It's already swelling I think its broken did you break it/
- Your losin color oh brother your eyes look vacant/
- Ain't this some shit I jus made your acquaintance/
- 911 yes it's my friend Cravin he made an error in judgement and hes fadin/
- Cravin stay with us hes talkin but I cant make out what he sayin/
- Cravin wake up bruh its jus your hand man quit playin/
- Mam damn now his eyes and ears are bleedin, I'm thinkin my venomous lyrics are seeping in/
- And hes dyin from to much real quick send an ambulance he cant handle it/
- I'm gon stay with him Cravin listen help is in route jus hang on bruh/
- <is everything ok>
- Yea we straight go away before you contract this man contagion of lame/
- I swear Crave if you dont stay awake by the Grace of God I will piss on your grave/
- I dont need another lame brain on my conscience man/
- Cravin yay man your awake and you know bro I was jus playin/
- Wait where you goin dawg wait damn/
- Hello 911 it's me again my friend Cravin jus jumped up and ran away mam/