Battles WCR vs Aquasoul
RULES
BYOB Goodluck Fam -WCR
Max of 30 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You might have had an aquasoul but after this you be Feedin' the fishes,
- Ain't shit you can do so ima fuck your mom while she washin' dishes,
- Give her french kisses while i whisper sweet nothings,
- While you sit there traumatized cause daddy abused givin' you lovings
- Ill be surprised if you ever manage to vocalize,
- Knowin everytime you close your eyes you see your mammys tittys slappin',
- But i guess shit happens,
- Time to slap you with your mothers punchline Harder,
- Now you can say theres some irish in your bloodline,
- Shouldnt have opposed a pro,
- time to swallow your ego cause even your girl sais your dick don't grow,
- Your a 2 pump chump, And missed the hole twice,
- bet your tip only touched her thighs before you tossed your dice so she went lookin for other guys,
- Only man to pay money to not be abandoned by a whore,
- whats more she say forty for blowjob and you pay sixty for conversation,
- You got a slut cooped up constantly under observation,
- after this your gonna wish you lost to orleo
- Nothin but a bitch so you allow your dad join in sex just to add up to a trio,
- Talk about bone heads but half your battles you end with broken ligaments,
- Went after Grimm its nice to see your dad didnt take all your childhood innocence,
- Your goin' against me knowin' your gonna fail,
- Cause your progress as a battle rapper is that of an autistic snail,
- bring your attempt of heat but you wont prevail,
- Ill add the 31st head to my win list and laugh while i tell the tale,
- Your epiphany that your daddy found you in the baby sellin' industry,
- life of constant abandonments, bought just to be abused physically,
- A proper waste of talent and i mean this literally,
- Id go to shake your hand but my arms dead from fisting your sister vigorously,
- Just bet Snoozy how you think your going besting me,
- Cause nobody even knew you until maverick put your name next to me,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You're a clown, I'll leave your "head ringing" like a jester in court
- That last round? You're "lines were stretching to connect" like extension cords
- You had stupid raps, you're no monster - I'll unmask him like Scoob and Shag
- When I "hold this square down until he's shaking" like I'm moving apps
- Acting like you'll stand your ground, there's no one this man's scarin'
- He's like Bruce Jenner, cause after he's "done running", he's transparent (trans parent)
- And I'm about to flip and lose it, I'm about to slit his two wrists
- He's a problem? My "blade's named Occum" - it's the "simplest solution"
- You can "get shaved and lose all your might" like the head of Samson
- I'm expecting uncreative nameflips, - boring, plain and bland shit
- "Aqua can get drowned"..."I'll snatch his soul"...it's all the same mechanics
- So it's in "my power to bring energy to this card" like the strengths of Gambit
- Cause when I write a rhyme? The pen and pencil are preferential
- This isn't time to be extra gentle or sentimental
- I got "nerves of steel"- let's see if you can "test the mettle (metal)"
- If you needed reasons for me winning this, I'll mention several
- My rhymes...wordplay...some punchlines that are detrimental
- The "way his ass is grasping at straws now", it's like his tail's prehensile
- You're coming through with weak flows and cheap blows
- But I'm a beast cause "making gems is in my veins" like a geode
- I'll keep an "eagle on this snake" like the Mexican flag
- He's probably squealing to the cops - have them sent to attack
- So I'll "smoke out this hog" like motorcycle exhaust if he's talking
- Then "roast the pigs he's linked to" like I'm cooking some sausage
- I'll bake n' (bacon) fry him as a drive a fork into his flesh
- Looking like a pork belly, so watch me bore (boar) into his chest
- This verse will hit like a rapid flurry, the jabbing's blurry
- This noncombatant scurries, he's at the mercy of wrath and fury
- I heard about your ex cheating - I bet it lasted, surely
- But fuck it, when I smash, she'll get that "pussy stuffed" like a taxidermy