Battles J_A_C vs Jobs
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The chance you win this battle is highly unlikely
- you wanna fight me, you go around being humble behind the scenes
- saying try me let's rumble I won't say it lightly, the rhymes here are all mighty
- go into battle like a gladiator, as a creator, I want you to succeed i'm not a hater
- but you need to lose a lot of battles to enjoy winning later,
- find beauty and passion in rap lyrics find some stuff intimate
- your as intimate as Bill Murray bet you still flirting, named after a dead guy
- he rolls over in his grave his pancreas is hurting, I bet he died for your enjoyment
- Microsoft man, there not toying,
- stay in this tournament as long as you can so you can enjoy it
- you seem desperate spitting things that come from a toilet
- your arguments targeted at the old me, I'm new now,
- new how, I'm highbrow, lowbrow comedy even on serious songs
- who targets who now, scream loud, see how you dream now, need to vow
- never talk of this again just like after an apology,
- don't say that when the next songs called authentic,
- I question the quality, the honesty the authenticity
- just let the monster go see what he unleashes
- live in bliss as your world is in pieces, ravaged by diseases,
- they still let you talk how, stop talking now
- why do they allow you to get in and out this goes to everybody
- Say you wanna kick ass early in the week, your meek, battling and winning's a treat
- put label on, the table cloth saying I do calisthenics
- bet the muscles are prosthetics made of silicon hoping your memory lives one
- you need to cope you have issues your no Steve Jobs no even odds
- see round three in my goggles, need to turn on and toggle, this debacle,
- your a piece of glass when I'm a full obstacle
- you talk little get high praise but they choose me over you any day,
- anyway your a little craze
- mom walk in the room your like it's not a phase
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So you wanna be Eminem want to breathe fire into flame and fan fame
- You like violence and shove slim shady nails into your ittybitty eyelids
- Buddy you're twelve, pretty well shell shocked when lions roar, relax their tame
- But I'm Lion king the mane event you can't prevent me
- Or preempt my pen as I vent venom, spit at this kid
- I took these bars, bent em put him on the skids
- Left him sittin in his size ten denim
- Somebody put him inna kid's pen and switch his diaper he's shittin
- Little J_A_C ain't got creative license, he's got to be driven
- I'm here to murder this Fisher-Price little tyke than send him to heaven
- Bro I hear you got followers congrats mate, You're a big boy can you count as high as 27, 28?
- But here's what's happenen, people checkin up to see how deep a grave you lying in.
- Checked up on you're wall, seems you got an ISIS crisis at the door leavin you sore whimperin
- Hear you hate Self and LilSeth, Take a deep breath big boy it's alright daddy's home listenin
- Oh shit, my bad, no he isn't!
- Mommy bitch switched, ditched and pitched his dick in prison
- You ain't coming back from that JACk you're shattered like a prism.
- This is BYOB: Bring your own barbecue,
- I'm bringing something special Imma smoke,roast, toast you.
- My name is Jobs: Jenius Overcoming your BS
- Your name is J_A_C. What's that mean Juvenile Avoiding Clitoris?
- You oughtta know what that is slim shady introduced it,
- Then again you prolly still looking for your first kiss
- "Jobs is gonna kill me!" You holler at the outset early onset cowardice
- Cower at this flawless flaunting of Job's jaunty agility leaving you chilly like jaundice
- That's gonna give you a cold get some meds for that cough
- Better call somebody old enough to sign for those drops I'm signing off
- But first I'll burn you scorch you torch you hotter than a Molotov
- Hey little J_A_C I see you sneaking with the Playboy mag to the attic loft
- You sure you got enough balls to be J_A_C-ing off?