DEFENDER'S RAP

• So you wanna be Eminem want to breathe fire into flame and fan fame
• You like violence and shove slim shady nails into your ittybitty eyelids
• Buddy you're twelve, pretty well shell shocked when lions roar, relax their tame
• But I'm Lion king the mane event you can't prevent me
• Or preempt my pen as I vent venom, spit at this kid
• I took these bars, bent em put him on the skids
• Left him sittin in his size ten denim
• Somebody put him inna kid's pen and switch his diaper he's shittin
• Little J_A_C ain't got creative license, he's got to be driven
• I'm here to murder this Fisher-Price little tyke than send him to heaven
• Bro I hear you got followers congrats mate, You're a big boy can you count as high as 27, 28?
• But here's what's happenen, people checkin up to see how deep a grave you lying in.
• Checked up on you're wall, seems you got an ISIS crisis at the door leavin you sore whimperin
• Hear you hate Self and LilSeth, Take a deep breath big boy it's alright daddy's home listenin
• Oh shit, my bad, no he isn't!
• Mommy bitch switched, ditched and pitched his dick in prison
• You ain't coming back from that JACk you're shattered like a prism.
• This is BYOB: Bring your own barbecue,
• I'm bringing something special Imma smoke,roast, toast you.
• My name is Jobs: Jenius Overcoming your BS
• Your name is J_A_C. What's that mean Juvenile Avoiding Clitoris?
• You oughtta know what that is slim shady introduced it,
• Then again you prolly still looking for your first kiss
• "Jobs is gonna kill me!" You holler at the outset early onset cowardice
• Cower at this flawless flaunting of Job's jaunty agility leaving you chilly like jaundice
• That's gonna give you a cold get some meds for that cough
• Better call somebody old enough to sign for those drops I'm signing off
• But first I'll burn you scorch you torch you hotter than a Molotov
• Hey little J_A_C I see you sneaking with the Playboy mag to the attic loft
• You sure you got enough balls to be J_A_C-ing off?