Battles  J_A_C vs Jobs

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • The chance you win this battle is highly unlikely
  • you wanna fight me, you go around being humble behind the scenes
  • saying try me let's rumble I won't say it lightly, the rhymes here are all mighty
  • go into battle like a gladiator, as a creator, I want you to succeed i'm not a hater
  • but you need to lose a lot of battles to enjoy winning later,
  • find beauty and passion in rap lyrics find some stuff intimate
  • your as intimate as Bill Murray bet you still flirting, named after a dead guy
  • he rolls over in his grave his pancreas is hurting, I bet he died for your enjoyment
  • Microsoft man, there not toying,
  • stay in this tournament as long as you can so you can enjoy it
  • you seem desperate spitting things that come from a toilet
  • your arguments targeted at the old me, I'm new now,
  • new how, I'm highbrow, lowbrow comedy even on serious songs
  • who targets who now, scream loud, see how you dream now, need to vow
  • never talk of this again just like after an apology,
  • don't say that when the next songs called authentic,
  • I question the quality, the honesty the authenticity
  • just let the monster go see what he unleashes
  • live in bliss as your world is in pieces, ravaged by diseases,
  • they still let you talk how, stop talking now
  • why do they allow you to get in and out this goes to everybody
  • Say you wanna kick ass early in the week, your meek, battling and winning's a treat
  • put label on, the table cloth saying I do calisthenics
  • bet the muscles are prosthetics made of silicon hoping your memory lives one
  • you need to cope you have issues your no Steve Jobs no even odds
  • see round three in my goggles, need to turn on and toggle, this debacle,
  • your a piece of glass when I'm a full obstacle
  • you talk little get high praise but they choose me over you any day,
  • anyway your a little craze
  • mom walk in the room your like it's not a phase

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • So you wanna be Eminem want to breathe fire into flame and fan fame
  • You like violence and shove slim shady nails into your ittybitty eyelids
  • Buddy you're twelve, pretty well shell shocked when lions roar, relax their tame
  • But I'm Lion king the mane event you can't prevent me
  • Or preempt my pen as I vent venom, spit at this kid
  • I took these bars, bent em put him on the skids
  • Left him sittin in his size ten denim
  • Somebody put him inna kid's pen and switch his diaper he's shittin
  • Little J_A_C ain't got creative license, he's got to be driven
  • I'm here to murder this Fisher-Price little tyke than send him to heaven
  • Bro I hear you got followers congrats mate, You're a big boy can you count as high as 27, 28?
  • But here's what's happenen, people checkin up to see how deep a grave you lying in.
  • Checked up on you're wall, seems you got an ISIS crisis at the door leavin you sore whimperin
  • Hear you hate Self and LilSeth, Take a deep breath big boy it's alright daddy's home listenin
  • Oh shit, my bad, no he isn't!
  • Mommy bitch switched, ditched and pitched his dick in prison
  • You ain't coming back from that JACk you're shattered like a prism.
  • This is BYOB: Bring your own barbecue,
  • I'm bringing something special Imma smoke,roast, toast you.
  • My name is Jobs: Jenius Overcoming your BS
  • Your name is J_A_C. What's that mean Juvenile Avoiding Clitoris?
  • You oughtta know what that is slim shady introduced it,
  • Then again you prolly still looking for your first kiss
  • "Jobs is gonna kill me!" You holler at the outset early onset cowardice
  • Cower at this flawless flaunting of Job's jaunty agility leaving you chilly like jaundice
  • That's gonna give you a cold get some meds for that cough
  • Better call somebody old enough to sign for those drops I'm signing off
  • But first I'll burn you scorch you torch you hotter than a Molotov
  • Hey little J_A_C I see you sneaking with the Playboy mag to the attic loft
  • You sure you got enough balls to be J_A_C-ing off?

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