DEFENDER'S RAP

• I’m laughin at you dumb fucks try and battle and get cut up
• Razor blade bout to turn afro to a buzzcut
• Fuck afro samurai I put out ya candlelight
• With more dope lines than a thousand grams of white
• To win on here nowadays the attack plan is basic
• Highlight lines here and there and add annotations
• That shit is insane I guess I’ll play along though
• But think that you safe and get cracked with a combo
• You challengin me to build ya name up claimin you a monster
• I agree you feedin off the GOAT so you a chupacabra
• But in a plot twist you the one who gets slaughtered
• Cause medics/cosmetics to restructure ya face like a beauty parlor
• You tryna fuck with me? Ya name sounds like a b-movie from the 70s
• I’m greater/grater with it shred ya whole block to get that cheddar cheese
• You beatin me? That’s like a nazi occupier sayin, “Mazeltov l’chaim!”
• You cotton soft but lighter you flop like awkward divers
• My mind sharper than the claws of the maharajah’s tiger
• So it’s plain/plane to see you gettin dropped like kamikaze fighters
• I apologize if any of these lines were too long when I wrote somethin
• The fact that you need short lines proves you can only write shit with no substance