DEFENDER'S RAP

• Neato, I get to sentence another rookie to death row
• get loose and ill use ya scarf as the noose..ya necks cold
• I’m like no opponent you ever faced..it seems Jago here has wandered far,
• this caveman just discovered how to start fire, now apply it to ya squandered bars,
• be hospitable? now point to me where’s the fucking fun in that,
• you might mistake me for a Catholic cause i aint having Nun of that
• you’re up to bat? you couldn’t swing on me if you owned a public park,
• this End Game for you, watch ya Tone even over the phone or end up like a Stark,
• you have a Rosary for communion and another for fashion..you the type to double cross
• you already looked into the Bullseye, im charging at you and there aint no darting off,
• this dumb fun, because its fun when my opponent is more dumb
• than his thumb after thumb wrestling mines, cause i left his a sore thumb
• you poor scum, if you were the bartender, Captain Sparrow wouldn’t order more rum
• the only thing you got in common with Eric Cartman is your whore mum,
• ya 2 cents? you put ya 50 cents, and for that you can get 9 shots,
• i fucked ya moms, ya niece, ya bitch, ya granny, ya english teacher, ya sister, ya ex, ya crush and ya dream bitch, thats the broken backs of 9 thots,
• my rhymes hot, honestly don’t know how i fit this battle in my time slot
• everyone knew i would win this battle…predictability equals a dry plot
• so please surprise us very with wordplay that’ll surprise a dictionary
• you survived this barely, lets watch you paint a picture bout ya image and depict it scary, rappad be weary…