CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Lil_Silly_Willy? What kind of name is that for a rapper who wants attention?
• Sounds like those ridiculous Wiggles, no main one but an illegitimate son.
• Maybe the purple fellow nobody cares for got it on with that new chick in yellow
• Who ain't nobody heard of and you of course occurred on accident. Oh Hello!
• Oh you didn't know? Sorry to wax eloquent to your embarrassment but I owe.
• Nothing except to school you on how you emerged unplanned from the kids channel.
• I'm sure they'll hold a panel on how to address the press releases and how to handle
• The awkward penchant of your name when even your tv parents don't wanna mention
• Your adolescent epithet and let's not even reflect on the direction
• Your hairdo appears to be taken. Plus: seems your head needs a colonoscopy
• To clear out all the shit slapping between your teeth I can't even begin to dream
• Bout what comes out your other cheeks let's pick up the speed a bit
• Yeah my handle is Jobs like Steve and sure a little uncommon
• But you ain't got no pretty girl's heart throbbing with your login
• A hill-billy moniker as moronic a pseudonym
• As Lil_Silly_Willy, sorry to dip from that well again
• It's just too easy and the punchlines I find there are diverse
• As I divest you of dignity and dig into these first
• Birthday pics you got taken last week while you sneak off, jerk off
• alone I'll make your mom silly go ahead birth a spinoff LilWilly