CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I put up that smokescreen
• You won't even see it
• Battling you is a good enough reason for me to get dirty and you to get dead
• You're stale and you crumble like pieces of bread
• Horseshit and mud
• You woke up confused with a face full of blood
• Talk'n bout, "Fuck, my head is pounding. Why am I on the floor? Wait... Who am I?"
• Great question, let me fill in the blanks...
• You're boring as fuck and your family hates you
• You're simple and soft and it's easy to break you like glass
• Your favorite cologne is "Beads of Brown Sweat Off The Sweatiest Ass" by Ralph Lauren
• You're a go-go dancer that dances in place while sprinkling glitter on men
• You're constantly rubbing your taint and then bringing your fingertips up to your nose
• Your hair stays in place from the testicle gel that you put in your brushes and combs
• You like to hump teddy bears next to a mirror
• I'm intentionally weird
• You're unintentionally weirder
• You're wonky as fuck and you look like a peacock
• You're the Elephant Man drinking sperm out the teapot
• You're stranger than most
• Are you dangerous?
• No
• Your face is a place where most anuses go
• Toilet bowl
• It's the truth
• Your googly eyes make you look like a goof
• You took off your clothes in a telephone booth when you thought you were Superman
• Nope
• Sex offender