Battles  SmoothCriminal vs Slimenim

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hey, how's it feel to get fully bodied, by a dull shoddy rapper hotter than bowls of wasabi?
  • you seem so young you might need hold on me on the rollercoaster of rap's sullen disses on thee
  • get on my level, you disheveled rebel, my intelligible thoughts are so incredible
  • that you'd need an elevator to come within several floors of this little rapping devil
  • Heck, I'm so elated above you that I cast over you
  • the large dark stark figure, y'see? I'm Shady on you
  • be ready to front to heavy disses from my platoon of Em references
  • I might just get this wannabe and leave him in some ditches
  • on second thought, I have a bigger plan, with luck
  • I can tie you in my trunk and in the river give you a dunk
  • cuz you need to cool down and while I rose in the game you sunk
  • But it's ok you small freak acting like you're from the hood
  • but looking at your hooks it might be time to Say Goodbye To Hollywood
  • Say, you seem to have a death wish, I guess this means I'mma have to wreck this
  • fake bitch and then scratch the checklist, let this be an example. Forget this
  • and you're gonna have a rough rest of this life, else you might die
  • you'll never survive, so try not to be my enemy but instead my friend again
  • else you'll be swimming in the bottom of the river Slimenim

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Boil You In Foil
  • Coil Off Of Bed Like Meaty Soil
  • Dry Off Like Wet Soil
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  • My rhymes are esoteric, You're rhymes a well, Claustrophobic.
  • You know the next words, just kidding, your herd does, don't call me a nerd.
  • The bird is the word reload and shoot
  • 1234 they fell down real nice.
  • 1234 I slice a dice, it was a good dinner and gave you bird louse
  • What that is only for an animal well that is true
  • so doesn't it make sense to be contracted to you?
  • Blues Clues Lose Yourself in my figurative rhymes fuck your wealth
  • I have no stealth a-blouse can't downcut cut me you fucking house.
  • I'm a god a toddler playing with a wasp.
  • A swarm a dorm a kid playing with a worm.
  • It's warm a teen playing with a horn.
  • A adult playing with the Fonz
  • A ADULT PLAYING WITH THIS TRASH FROM "MARS"

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