Battles SmoothCriminal vs Slimenim
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey, how's it feel to get fully bodied, by a dull shoddy rapper hotter than bowls of wasabi?
- you seem so young you might need hold on me on the rollercoaster of rap's sullen disses on thee
- get on my level, you disheveled rebel, my intelligible thoughts are so incredible
- that you'd need an elevator to come within several floors of this little rapping devil
- Heck, I'm so elated above you that I cast over you
- the large dark stark figure, y'see? I'm Shady on you
- be ready to front to heavy disses from my platoon of Em references
- I might just get this wannabe and leave him in some ditches
- on second thought, I have a bigger plan, with luck
- I can tie you in my trunk and in the river give you a dunk
- cuz you need to cool down and while I rose in the game you sunk
- But it's ok you small freak acting like you're from the hood
- but looking at your hooks it might be time to Say Goodbye To Hollywood
- Say, you seem to have a death wish, I guess this means I'mma have to wreck this
- fake bitch and then scratch the checklist, let this be an example. Forget this
- and you're gonna have a rough rest of this life, else you might die
- you'll never survive, so try not to be my enemy but instead my friend again
- else you'll be swimming in the bottom of the river Slimenim
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Boil You In Foil
- Coil Off Of Bed Like Meaty Soil
- Dry Off Like Wet Soil
- My rhymes are esoteric, You're rhymes a well, Claustrophobic.
- You know the next words, just kidding, your herd does, don't call me a nerd.
- The bird is the word reload and shoot
- 1234 they fell down real nice.
- 1234 I slice a dice, it was a good dinner and gave you bird louse
- What that is only for an animal well that is true
- so doesn't it make sense to be contracted to you?
- Blues Clues Lose Yourself in my figurative rhymes fuck your wealth
- I have no stealth a-blouse can't downcut cut me you fucking house.
- I'm a god a toddler playing with a wasp.
- A swarm a dorm a kid playing with a worm.
- It's warm a teen playing with a horn.
- A adult playing with the Fonz
- A ADULT PLAYING WITH THIS TRASH FROM "MARS"