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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Wait, hold up.
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  • Let me get this J rolled up
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  • I'll tell you motherf**ers
  • what you gotta pay me for a verse
  • if you let me get the f**ing payroll done
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  • Y'all could offer your first born child
  • and I'd still bounce out like its' girls gone wild,
  • Style so killer that my words on bail,
  • all my verbs in jail and my verse on trial
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  • all about the bass, no treble
  • first place on the track, gold medal
  • Shere never get into a situation
  • where he gotta choose, never lose cause the Khan don't settle
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  • y'all don't move like your bikes won't pedal
  • think you gon' blow like your mics' gunmetal
  • but that sh** seems like planting a damn seed,
  • leavin' it and hopin' that it might grow petals
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  • think you mad cold but you tykes come gently
  • till' you get popped like a tight blood vessel
  • y'all motherf**ers really going out of style
  • like some cowboy boots with the rhinestone pebbles
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  • Line game sharp like a limestone pyramid
  • Y'all act hard but your rhymes don't merit it,
  • The facts are that your act starts played out
  • and you lack bars like a backyard playground
  • but I rap like a track star makes rounds
  • when I go faster than NASCAR greyhounds
  • Y'all burnouts are like racetrack flame-outs
  • looking at me spit alike spacecraft came down
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  • Y'all rusty with dumbed down bars out
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  • like parts found in a rundown car pound
  • My eight-track when it's played back bar none
  • gets the crowd revved like a Maybach start sound
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  • I really feel like you rappers need guidance
  • Y'all rap ‘bout the same three items,
  • freestyling bout' weed, greed, violence,
  • we don't need these from you, we need silence
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  • Y'all say that my tracks need a damn hook
  • f** you, why don't y'all hacks read a damn book
  • Y'all about as well-read as the self-help
  • shelf in a jail library cell in the backwoods
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  • Yo, f** the goons and dudes who confusing their
  • youtube views as proof of some movement
  • All they do's interviews and reviews
  • but there's too few crews just improving their music
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  • Y'all prolly like Khan's being cinematic,
  • I'm prolly like Nah, see, I'm really mad
  • I was taught to keep my head down even when I'm at it
  • Then I see these cats getting green like a lily pad
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  • All these dogs got a dot com blog and a vlog
  • and a blah and a blah and a twitter page
  • It doesn't matter how much sh** you got up on the internet,
  • though b**h, if you all never been on stage
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  • See, this sh**'s gettin' pretty old'
  • Some sh**ty a** kid makes a video
  • with a sh**ty rap on a track that's forgettable
  • Couple days pa**, see him dance on the Ellen Show
  • to a damn crowd with some middle aged mom's in it,
  • nearly puts me fit of rage watching it,
  • like they made it cause they rappin' to celebrities
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  • Someone tell me though, what happened to integrity?

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